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How to take a hurricane seriously

If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.

A young farmer is being taught by an old hand how to take care of the animals. Today he's showing him how to shoe a horse

Halfway through the old man asks:

"So, have you ever shoed a horse before"

And the young farmer says:

"No, but I once told a cow to f@&$ off!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Anyone else watch the instructional video on how to take a good dump?

Best shit I've ever seen

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

People need to learn how to take a compliment...

Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks.

Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke

And present it as if he wrote it

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