What do you call a group of pleased people sitting down to eat?
A table of contents
A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?
Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort
Teacher: Will you please elaborate?
Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine
Teacher: What is the true definition?
Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected t...
My doctor removed my appendix...
Now all that's left is the table of contents.
A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"
The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."
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