A husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage. The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the d...
A man's broken fence
A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it.
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be...
I visited the UK recently and saw a hotel listing for 2000 pounds.
That's a ton of money
I've decided to start listing the sources of my eggs.
It's very eggs-citing.
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A lemon, a potato, and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store...
...so they decided to let off some steam with a bar crawl at the weekend.
They had a great time, hitting bar after bar, knocking back drinks, but being so genetically different, the alcohol affected them each in different ways: the lemon got very acidic and refluxy; the potato, being a big...
There's a job listing here for a crematorium operator
Dad: There's a job listing here for a crematorium operator. Son: How does that work, do you need a degree for that? Dad: I think you need about 2000 degrees.