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I was having a shit on the train when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said ‘can I see your ticket please?’

‘Not right now, I’m having a shit’ I shouted back.

‘I don’t believe you, can you slide it under the door?’ He snapped back annoyedly

‘Sure thing, no problem. The yellow bits are sweet corn’ I said

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A guy was taking a shit in a train when someone knocked the door.

"It's the ticket checker.", said the person after knocking. "Can I see you ticket?", he asked.

"Not right now!", said the man. "I am taking a shit."

"Sorry but I can't go without checking.", said the ticket checker. "Could you pass it under the door?"

"No problem.", said the man...

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