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Vagina flavor lollipop

A street vendor was shouting "Vagina flavor lollipops, get your vagina flavor lollipops here!"

A man approaches and says "This can't be real, but I'll have one please" the man licks it.
"Uugh.. This taste like shit!"

"Turn it around" says the vendor

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Onion-Flavored Ice Cream

One day this kid walks into an ice cream parlor and asks the guy behind the counter "Do you have onion-flavored ice cream?"

The guy says, "No, we don't have onion-flavored ice cream."
So the kid says, "Ok" and leaves.

The next day, the kid comes back in and asks the same question...

We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon?

Crayonberry.

Bert asked his friend if he wanted ice cream and wants to know his favorite flavor.

He said Sherbert.

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What do you get when you have sexual relations with a fruit-flavored soft drink?

Cool aids

So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right?

That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that ...

Did you hear about the Bell Pepper flavored vodka?

It makes you bell-igerent.

My best friend just placed an orange-flavored soda on my head

I think she has a Crush on me

Why can't I take pickle-flavored breads to the church picnic?

Because it's made from dill doughs!

The Democratic Caucus has released a new gum flavor

Orange n’ Peach Mint

Did you hear about Ben & Jerry’s new limited edition Ice Cream flavor?

Peach Mint.

Did you know that lightning has a flavor?

Everyone who tries it says it's shocking

What’s Donald Trumps least favorite yogurt flavor.

Strawberry n’ peach

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Sunnyvale Farms - PEACHES ANY FLAVOR (long)

A traveling salesman was driving into a new town and prospect, when he passes a sign that says “ Sunnyvale Farms! Peaches, any flavor”. Upon reading the sign, he thinks to himself “These rednecks are some seriously dumb folks. A peach is a peach! What’s that “any flavor” BS about?

So, over th...

A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today

I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle

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A buddy of mine makes yogurt flavored by secretions of aroused female prostitutes.

He practices horticulture.

A man walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk if he's got any helicopter flavored potato chips.

The clerk's replies, no, sorry, we're all out...

But, I've got plane.

Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette.

They call it "Nico-tang"

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A Teacher is giving out candy and the students are trying to guess the flavor.

No one can figure it out so the teacher gives a hint. "It's what your mother sometimes calls your father" The students look around for a minute and timmy in the back yells "SPIT IT OUT IT'S ASSHOLE!"

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A man is driving when he notices a new bar has opened up

He decides he could use a drink, so he walks in and takes a seat at the bar. He is greeted by the bartender who promptly asks him what he would like to drink. “I’ll take a... I’ll do a Crown and 7-Up,” the man says. The bartender nods his head in acknowledgement, does a quick search under the counte...

Trump just banned flavored e-cigarettes.

Proving himself to be a real Juul-ius Seizer.

What do you call jalapeño flavored ice cream?

Spice cream.

My favorite ice cream flavor is Death By Chocolate...

Because it satisfies two cravings at once

What can jellybeans do that guys can’t

Come in different flavors

I absolutely hate the flavor of that pink antacid medicine.

It's pept-abysmal.

Please stop making new flavors of coca cola.

Either you put the cocaine back or leave it alone.

Flavored lube is technically meat seasoning if you think about it

Wouldn’t use it on the grill, though

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The flavor!

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[NSFW] A teacher is showing her class how to associate colors with flavors.

She gives Sally a green Lifesaver. Sally pops into her mouth and says, "it's lime!"

The teacher says, "very good." And hands Timmy a red Lifesaver.

Timmy tastes it and says, "it's strawberry!"

The teacher says,"correct." Next she gives Billy a brown, honey flavored Lifesaver. <...

What did Captain Flavor Flav yell at sea?

YEAAAAHHHH BUOOOOYYYY

Soylent Cola, the soda made from grinding up people, is said to not have a set flavor

They say the taste varies from person to person.

My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.

I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.

What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor?

Dry rub!

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Marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal

**Executive:** okay... go on.

**Marketing:** it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors...

**Executive:** omg yes

**Marketing:** and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some!

I heard that life made a new lemon cream flavored cereal

When life gives you lemons.

Bert and Ernie are working at Ben and Jerry's when Bert invents a new flavor. He asks, "Ernie, will you name this flavor?"

"Sure, Bert."

If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami...

And Erotica would be salty.

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Q. Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?

A. They’re called “Predick-a-mints.”

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint

Ill walk myself to the nearest border

I've never liked the flavor of cranberries..

the bitter taste *lingers* too much.

Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying?

Because it's made with a dill dough.

What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt?

A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor?

Ses-a-ME! Mario!

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint.

inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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A man is driving down a road and sees a peach stand thats says “peaches in all flavors”

Curious by the stand’s name, he turns around to stop by. As he aproaches the stand he asks,

Man: “do you really sell peaches in all flavors”

Peach Vendor: “I sure do! What kind would you like?”

Man: “Ok well give me a peach that tastes exactly like an orange”

Peach vendor...

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A teacher was working with a group of children,

trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored ...

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A woman walks into an ice cream shop

And orders a chocolate ice cream. The young man assisting her kindly informs her they are a unique ice cream shop and only sell two flavors, Vanilla and Strawberry.

She replies rudely, “Well this is news to me so I’ll obviously need more time to decide.”

She’s staring at the menu with...

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

A scottish man had been working for years building his own brewery.

He carefully developed his favorite brews. Meticulously crafting flavors he loved. He was involved in every step, from hop selection, to bottle choices, to even designing the labels with his picture on the bottles, flowing red locks and all.

As he began bottling and kegging his new crafts he...

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The double flavored apple store

A man just moved to a new town from far away, and one day decides to take a walk around to get to know the area.

While walking down the street and checking out all the stores along the way, he notices one that seemed unusual. The sign above read "Jerry's Double Flavored Apples." Curious, the ...

What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor?

.......Ex-*spearmint*.

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Guy walks into a bar

Sits down and asks the bartender for a rum and coke the bartender says ok and gives him an apple the man obviously confused looks at the bartender and says what the fuck is this I ordered a drink not an apple the bartender says just try it so he takes a bite out of the apple and to his surprise it t...

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and w...

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Me: how is your bacteria converted into lactose, mixed with some sugar and milk and fruit to give it that nice extra flavor?

Friend: It's called yogurt asshole

What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?

Clearance

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I don't know why they have flavored condoms

It's not like my asshole has taste buds.


My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost.

M&M's Came out with a Honey Flavor.

They coated the peanuts in the Peanut M&M's with honey.

They called them "Beez Nuts"

What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most?

Cyrodiill Pickle

Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH?

Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

What do you call someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is?

a smart ass

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What do you call a chicken-flavored lollipop?

A: Cocksucker

I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor.

Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint.

(Sorry)

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What's the most flavorful musical instrument in Japan?

The frute.

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A man is selling cunt-flavored lollipops

A man is selling cunt-flavored lollipops:
"Cunt-flavored lollipops!! Cunt-flavored lollipops!!!"
So that passing-by man stops and say:
"Hey, give me one of those cunt-flavored lollipops, folk!"
"Here it is! Have fun!"
The buyer starts licking it. It tasted awful, verrry bad ...

What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?

A boolean cube

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A teacher handed out Lifesavers to her class.

She began to ask the children if they could identify the flavor by each candy’s color.

Pretty soon, the class had identified red for cherry, green for lime, yellow for lemon, and orange for orange. So the teacher tried a harder question. She handed out honey-flavored Lifesavers. Nobody cou...

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite.

...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac?

..... Tempermint

Buying burgers is like dating.

If you get the ones with more fat, you’ll enjoy more flavor, but if you get the leaner ones, you’ll look better.

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A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex...

called Predickamints.

A woman orders a very specific tea at a local cafe however the waitress mistakenly brings her a different one...

When the woman takes a sip of it, she notices this and tells the waitress that this is flavor is not her cup of tea.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

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You know how they say blondes are dumb?

A blonde walks into an ice cream shop

She's greeted by the cashier who says welcome to my ice cream shop we have almost every flavor you can think of but unfortunately we are out of all chocolate items including ice cream and toppings so what are you having today miss?

She replies can ...

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Typed this up, hoping it’s new blood.

Terry is going door to door selling peaches. He’s doing okay for himself, and he rounds the corner and comes upon an apartment complex. Lots of potential sales in one spot! He walks up to the first door and knocks.

The lady of the house opens the door wearing a robe which doesn’t leave much ...

Being a man of many flavors.

I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran.

Two girls weent for a smoke

Did you hear about the two mormon girls who went to beach to smoke a cigarette away from the watchful eye of their parents? One had never smoked before, and was surprised to see her friend pull two cigarettes out of a condom, where she had them kept away. Her friend explained this was the best way t...

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