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A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor.

So the teacher gives them a hint and say it's what your parents call each other. A little girl shouts and says “ OMG their assholes.

I found out what the devils favorite flavor of candy is.

It’s caramhell with a bit of sin a man.

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Vagina flavor lollipop

A street vendor was shouting "Vagina flavor lollipops, get your vagina flavor lollipops here!"

A man approaches and says "This can't be real, but I'll have one please" the man licks it.
"Uugh.. This taste like shit!"

"Turn it around" says the vendor

What flavor are stolen Doritos?

Nacho cheese

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Onion-Flavored Ice Cream

One day this kid walks into an ice cream parlor and asks the guy behind the counter "Do you have onion-flavored ice cream?"

The guy says, "No, we don't have onion-flavored ice cream."
So the kid says, "Ok" and leaves.

The next day, the kid comes back in and asks the same question...

We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon?

Crayonberry.

How does a cannibal flavor his cooking?

With Rose, Mary, and Sage

So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right?

That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that ...

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What do you get when you have sexual relations with a fruit-flavored soft drink?

Cool aids

My best friend just placed an orange-flavored soda on my head

I think she has a Crush on me

Did you hear about the Bell Pepper flavored vodka?

It makes you bell-igerent.

The Democratic Caucus has released a new gum flavor

Orange n’ Peach Mint

Why can't I take pickle-flavored breads to the church picnic?

Because it's made from dill doughs!

Did you hear about Ben & Jerry’s new limited edition Ice Cream flavor?

Peach Mint.

What’s Donald Trumps least favorite yogurt flavor.

Strawberry n’ peach

Did you know that lightning has a flavor?

Everyone who tries it says it's shocking

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Now for the Top 10 weekly flavors of ice cream...

Number 10: Head Cheese

Number 9: Fishstick Frenzy

Number 8: Crisco Biscuits

Number 7: Salmon'nilla

Number 6: Tears of a Clown

Number 5: Horseradish Brownie

Number 4: Pervert Sherbet

Number 3: First of the Month

Number 2: Sexual Chocolate
...

A lame joke I made up based on an existing joke. Sorry if it's bad.

One day Sean joined a quiz team.

He and his teammates studied really hard for a quiz competition.

On the night of the quiz competition, in the last round, Sean and his team was 1 point behind first place.

However, they had one more question that if answered correctly, would awar...

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Sunnyvale Farms - PEACHES ANY FLAVOR (long)

A traveling salesman was driving into a new town and prospect, when he passes a sign that says “ Sunnyvale Farms! Peaches, any flavor”. Upon reading the sign, he thinks to himself “These rednecks are some seriously dumb folks. A peach is a peach! What’s that “any flavor” BS about?

So, over th...

A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today

I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle

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A Teacher is giving out candy and the students are trying to guess the flavor.

No one can figure it out so the teacher gives a hint. "It's what your mother sometimes calls your father" The students look around for a minute and timmy in the back yells "SPIT IT OUT IT'S ASSHOLE!"

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position

as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales...

A man walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk if he's got any helicopter flavored potato chips.

The clerk's replies, no, sorry, we're all out...

But, I've got plane.

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A buddy of mine makes yogurt flavored by secretions of aroused female prostitutes.

He practices horticulture.

Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette.

They call it "Nico-tang"

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Two friends walk into a bar

The bartender greets them with a smile and a “What’ll it be boys?”
Friend one speaks up “You know what? I’m not sure. Got anything special?”

The bartender smiles and tosses him an apple.

“What the hell is this?” He cries.
“Just trust me,” says the bartender with a wink.

A...

What do you call jalapeño flavored ice cream?

Spice cream.

Trump just banned flavored e-cigarettes.

Proving himself to be a real Juul-ius Seizer.

Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream

It was a Baskin-Robbery

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Sensory Perception....

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of sweets and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.”
The pupils easily identified the sweets flavoured of apple, lemon, strawb...

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[NSFW] A teacher is showing her class how to associate colors with flavors.

She gives Sally a green Lifesaver. Sally pops into her mouth and says, "it's lime!"

The teacher says, "very good." And hands Timmy a red Lifesaver.

Timmy tastes it and says, "it's strawberry!"

The teacher says,"correct." Next she gives Billy a brown, honey flavored Lifesaver. <...

Please stop making new flavors of coca cola.

Either you put the cocaine back or leave it alone.

My favorite ice cream flavor is Death By Chocolate...

Because it satisfies two cravings at once

I absolutely hate the flavor of that pink antacid medicine.

It's pept-abysmal.

Soylent Cola, the soda made from grinding up people, is said to not have a set flavor

They say the taste varies from person to person.

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A man is driving when he notices a new bar has opened up

He decides he could use a drink, so he walks in and takes a seat at the bar. He is greeted by the bartender who promptly asks him what he would like to drink. “I’ll take a... I’ll do a Crown and 7-Up,” the man says. The bartender nods his head in acknowledgement, does a quick search under the counte...

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A devout Christian, Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar

The barternder approaches them as they get seated at the table.

The Christian guy: Jesus turned water into wine. It was the first miracle he performed. So I will go with some wine today.

The Jewish guy: Arak, the licorice flavored spirit is highly preffered in Isreal. It makes me feel ...

Flavored lube is technically meat seasoning if you think about it

Wouldn’t use it on the grill, though

What did Captain Flavor Flav yell at sea?

YEAAAAHHHH BUOOOOYYYY

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A kindergarten teacher was playing a game with her class

The game involved little hard candies, handing one of each flavor to every student. She told her students to eat the red ones first, then guess what it tastes like. They all ate the red one and after a few minutes they guessed it tasted like Strawberries, they were correct. Next the teacher had them...

Do you know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The Flavor.

My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.

I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.

What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor?

Dry rub!

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?

Anything vanilla, apparently

I heard that life made a new lemon cream flavored cereal

When life gives you lemons.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint

Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What can jellybeans do that guys can’t

Come in different flavors

If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami...

And Erotica would be salty.

Bert and Ernie are working at Ben and Jerry's when Bert invents a new flavor. He asks, "Ernie, will you name this flavor?"

"Sure, Bert."

I've never liked the flavor of cranberries..

the bitter taste *lingers* too much.

Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying?

Because it's made with a dill dough.

I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor

But it wouldn't be very tasteful

What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt?

A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

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A man is driving down a road and sees a peach stand thats says “peaches in all flavors”

Curious by the stand’s name, he turns around to stop by. As he aproaches the stand he asks,

Man: “do you really sell peaches in all flavors”

Peach Vendor: “I sure do! What kind would you like?”

Man: “Ok well give me a peach that tastes exactly like an orange”

Peach vendor...

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Q. Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?

A. They’re called “Predick-a-mints.”

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint.

inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor?

.......Ex-*spearmint*.

What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor?

Ses-a-ME! Mario!

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Marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal

**Executive:** okay... go on.

**Marketing:** it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors...

**Executive:** omg yes

**Marketing:** and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some!

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The double flavored apple store

A man just moved to a new town from far away, and one day decides to take a walk around to get to know the area.

While walking down the street and checking out all the stores along the way, he notices one that seemed unusual. The sign above read "Jerry's Double Flavored Apples." Curious, the ...

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

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Me: how is your bacteria converted into lactose, mixed with some sugar and milk and fruit to give it that nice extra flavor?

Friend: It's called yogurt asshole

What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?

Clearance

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I don't know why they have flavored condoms

It's not like my asshole has taste buds.


My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost.

What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most?

Cyrodiill Pickle

M&M's Came out with a Honey Flavor.

They coated the peanuts in the Peanut M&M's with honey.

They called them "Beez Nuts"

Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH?

Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

What do you call someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is?

a smart ass

I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor.

Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint.

(Sorry)

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What do you call a chicken-flavored lollipop?

A: Cocksucker

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What's the most flavorful musical instrument in Japan?

The frute.

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A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that read "Peaches, All Flavors, 1 Mile."

A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that read "Peaches, All Flavors, 1 Mile." After seeing this he thought to himself, "I gotta see this!" After driving for a mile he saw the stand and pulled off to investigate.

"Hi, I saw your sign and want to know how you can have peac...

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A man is selling cunt-flavored lollipops

A man is selling cunt-flavored lollipops:
"Cunt-flavored lollipops!! Cunt-flavored lollipops!!!"
So that passing-by man stops and say:
"Hey, give me one of those cunt-flavored lollipops, folk!"
"Here it is! Have fun!"
The buyer starts licking it. It tasted awful, verrry bad ...

What flavor of coffee is name for Joan of Arc?

French Roast

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A woman walks into an ice cream shop

And orders a chocolate ice cream. The young man assisting her kindly informs her they are a unique ice cream shop and only sell two flavors, Vanilla and Strawberry.

She replies rudely, “Well this is news to me so I’ll obviously need more time to decide.”

She’s staring at the menu with...

What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?

A boolean cube

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Guy walks into a bar

Sits down and asks the bartender for a rum and coke the bartender says ok and gives him an apple the man obviously confused looks at the bartender and says what the fuck is this I ordered a drink not an apple the bartender says just try it so he takes a bite out of the apple and to his surprise it t...

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite.

...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex...

called Predickamints.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Being a man of many flavors.

I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran.

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A teacher handed out Lifesavers to her class.

She began to ask the children if they could identify the flavor by each candy’s color.

Pretty soon, the class had identified red for cherry, green for lime, yellow for lemon, and orange for orange. So the teacher tried a harder question. She handed out honey-flavored Lifesavers. Nobody cou...

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