I was so high last night that when I saw the first lightning strike out my window,
I thought someone was taking pictures of me masturbating.
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Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas!
Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
The digit seven
A humorous answer to why handwritten digit 7 is commonly written stricken (I've recently read this joke in Russian and made a translation).
When Moses gathered the people at the Mount Sinai, started reading out the 10 commandments and reached the No. 7 (which reads "Thou shalt not commit ...
Mike is leaving his apartment to go to a club.
As he's leaving, he sees his neighbor Frank. The two are about the same age, but barely know each other. In fact, Mike doesn't even like looking at Frank because he's ugly as sin, not to mention he always smells like a wet dog. And so he waits a few minutes before leaving so he doesn't have to inter...