Miscarry Jokes - 2 Hilarious Miscarry Jokes

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What do you call it when God decides a woman will miscarry?

Divine Plan B

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A teenage girl informs her parents that she hasn't menstruated in two months

Her parents are shocked and furious. Her mother is crying, her father swears to kill the pig who did this to her. He bids her daughter to call that sonuvabitch at once. So the girl calls her boyfriend, they talk for a few minutes, then she hangs up.

After half an hour, an amazing Porsche stop...

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