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I was a big metal fan back in high school.

Back in high school I was a big metal fan.

At the beginning of the summer holidays I was at this awesome house party.

It was just high school kids in the house so we were able to turn the volume way up and had a pretty awesome playlist: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Mai...

I'm not really a big fan of boat puns

But frigate

A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and an Alabama Crimson Tide fan are in a car together, but the car breaks down.

Luckily, there's a farm right nearby. The farmer says, "I only got room for two of ya in the house, so one of you's gonna have to sleep in the barn."

The Hindu holy man decides to go, but comes back to the barn because there's a cow in there, and Cows are sacred in his faith.

The Rabb...

What would you call Usain Bolt if he was a spongebob squarepants fan?

The cash slinging dasher

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.

“I blame the general manager,” said the first fan. “If he signed better players, we’d be a great team.”

“I blame the players,” said the second fan. “If they made more of an effort, we’d score some points.”

“I blame my parents,” said the third. “If I’d been born in Seattle, I’d be suppo...

I'm not really a fan of TikTok

The posts there are really just hit or miss

My name is Afterhim because my father was a big fan of Rocky Balboa

So he decided to name me after him

What's the difference between period blood and a fan?

You can't gargle a fan.

How do you get a Rams fan to stop beating his wife?

Put her in a Patriots jersey

In the Mortal Kombat universe, it seems Tremor is Johnny Cage’s only fan (he says he’s blessed to fight him and that he likes his movies). But Kitana isn't much better off...

...she's only got two fans.

I wasn't a fan of this whole cancer thing

But it's grown on me.

Superbowl LIII is the only superbowl I've seen where fans of both teams got along and agreed

That it was the worst superbowl ever

What do Patriots fans and horse flies have in common?

They’re both annoying.

What do Midnight Wisps fans and moms have in common?

Neither of them like Momo

A schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a football fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are football fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,

"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?

"Because I'm not a football fan, " she replied....

It’s a great time to date a Rams fan..

They are used to disappointment and aren’t expecting a ring.

Stop making ac jokes.

I'm not a fan

I'm a big fan of old jokes about menstruation.

What Can I say? I love period pieces.

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I’m not a huge fan of poop jokes

But they’re a solid number 2

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Since the success of The Rock, fans suggest more wrestlers should participate in acting.

They are. It's called wrestling.

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What do R. Kelly fans and Mormons have in common?

They both defend sexual predators.

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What do you call it when a porn star has sex with a fan, for free.

Pro bono

A little known fact about president Trump is that he’s an avid Fortnite fan

What with all the walls being built

For Star Trek fans: What did Scotty tell Kirk when The Enterprise flew over western England?

"Thar be Wales here!"

I am a huge fan of R.E.M did you see the photo I got with them backstage after their concert,

that’s me in the corner...

What’s the approximate Venn Diagram of Tool fans and Joe Rogan fans

It’s a Perfect Circle

What kind of music do windmills like?

They're huge metal fans.

A friend of mine is a big fan of the Doppler Effect.

He soon changed his tune when he ran it past me.

How do you circumcise an Alabama fan?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a fan who dies with an erection ?

A die 'hard' fan.

PS - 1st joke here.I am sorry.

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When I'm a rockstar, I'll throw feces at the audience.

So the shit will hit the fans.

Why are dogs big fans of Doctor Who?

Who let the dogs out!

I hate One Direction fans.

I prefer the ones that go back and forth.

What do you call a french anime fan?

A ouiaboo

A lot of my friends are not a fan of my cheesy jokes

I think they're just laughtose intolerant.

Did you know Yul Brynner smelt awful and was a Liverpool FC fan?

Yep, Yul never wore cologne.

My girlfriend said she's a big fan of horoscopes. You know what that makes me?

Single.

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6 months into our relationship, I found out that my boyfriend is a huge fan of ass play.

I guess I just didn't peg him for one.

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Some idiot turned on all the fans in the basement

That was a low blow.

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You think you’re a true fan of the Sex Pistols?

Name two of their albums.

A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar

and got kicked out for being 10.

What’s a soccer fan’s favorite lotion brand?

Olay, olay, olay, olay

I’m not a fan of pro wrestling, but I won’t disparage those who are.

For those who do like pro wrestling, “disparage” means to talk badly about something.

I bought a fan today, but it wasn’t strong enough.

So I put it on airplane mode.

Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died.

I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.

What did Phish fans say when they ran out of pot?

This band sucks

A joke for Tony Bennett fans...

Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good.
Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.

Larry went to heaven and ...

I really like my ceiling fan

It may not be the best in the world..but it’s definitely up there

I was never a huge fan of cocaine...

but I did like the smell of it. A lot.

Did you hear the one about Garry Kasperov's biggest fan?

Oh! that old chess nut.

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The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday’s performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

He turns off the PlayStation 4.

An Auburn fan walks into a bar

and sees a group of pretty ladies. He walks up and asks, “where do yew ladies go to school”. The women reply, “Yale”. The Auburn fan then says, “WHERE DO YOU LADIES GO TO SCHOOL!!!”...

Are you an oscillating fan?

No?

LIAR

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

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4 football fans were in a plane crash

They all survive, until one day. The barcelona fan dies. So the 3 remaining fans decide they should eat the part of him depending on what team they like.

The first guy likes Liverpool, so he got to eat the liver.

The second guy likes Manchester, so he got to eat the chest.

The t...

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Three football fans were driving along when they

saw a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Chicago Bears hat over one breast. The second guy, a Tampa Bay Bucs fan, placed his hat ...

I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk

But I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk

I wasn’t a fan of A Star Is Born

I found it a bit nebulous.

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what do you call a nazi thats a fan of spongebob

a gas flinging fasher

Anyone a fan of Roman Numeral puns?

I, for one, am a huge fan of them

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What's a Star Wars fan's favorite sex position?

Hand Solo

Why are U2 fans happy to work for free?

Because they are pro Bono.

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Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex...

They chew 'bacca

At first I didn’t really like fans

But the more I’m around them, the more they blow on me.

I made my small plastic fan listen to metal music

It is now a big metal fan.

Raider Hater

A little girl has her first day in a new school after moving from San Francisco to Los Angeles.

The teacher asks the class “How many of you are Charger fans?”

The whole class raises their hands except for the little girl.

Teacher asks “What is your favorite team?”

“The Ni...

What's the similarity between a Cubs fan and a daily commuter?

They both take the L.

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"Why does this pornstar attract a lot of fans"

They just keep coming to her

My girlfriend is a big fan of Bono’s music.

Every time I tell her I love her she tells me she loves U2.

What happened to the Radiohead fan when he was caught reposting on r/jokes?

He was arrested by the karma police.

A survey showed that England had the highest Star Wars fan base in the world...

I guess the fourth is really with them.

What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under?

Fan fiction.

What does a Dr. Who fan say when he has dry skin?

EXFOLIATE

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What's the difference Bear Grylls and Budweiser fans?

Bear Grylls has to drink piss to survive.

I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?

There are too many bugs

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they’ll never walk alone.

What does a ceiling fan say?

Go ceiling! You’re number 1!

4 people are on a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes.

The first person the grab a parachute is Brad Pitt and as he reachs for the door he says, "My family and my fans need me surely you will understand.", off he goes.

The next person to grab one is Donald Trump:
"Im the most intellegent president this nation ever saw i will do great things...

I bought a ceiling fan the other day

complete waste of money! All he does is stand, applaud, and say he loves how smooth it is!

I'm a big fan of overpopulation regulation.

The police prefer to call it "murder".

Don't call yourself a Chainsmokers fan...

..unless you have stage 4 lung cancer.

I'm not a fan of political jokes.

I've seen too many get elected.

I've never been a fan of riding a bicycle...

I find it two tyresome

Tractor Fan

I once had a friend named Gary. Gary loved tractors. He spent his whole childhood on tractors, cleaning them driving them and even fixing them. But once, when Gary turned 16 he was driving his new tractor that stalled, throwing him into the air, breaking his leg. He was devastated. Since that day he...

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I’ve never been a fan of fertilizer...

I think it’s a load of shit to be honest.

What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out of drugs?

Hey guys, what's that horrible music?

Source: A friend who followed the Dead around told me this years ago.

Do you want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

*sigh* I used to love tractors

A teacher asked her 6th Grade class how many of them were Trump fans...

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump fans.


Not really knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.


The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different....

I’m a huge fan of ALL of Bruce Willis’s work. I’ve seen every movie he’s in.

I guess you can say.. I’m a Die Hard fan.

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Three sports fans leave a bar...

(Insert teams A, B and C as you like. This is how I know it.)

Three baseball fans walk out of a bar. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind a bush. They push the bush aside and find a woman dead and completely naked. They call the police and as they wait, they deci...

Hockey fans, you know what I mean.

It is Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

“No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredi...

An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan. . .

An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan, which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch,...

What do you say to a struggling couple of married Star Wars fans?

May divorce be with you.

Surprisingly John Deere wasn’t a country music fan...

He preferred Mowtown...

I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training

I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee

Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

A: Turn off the XBox.

I like to sleep with a fan on me at night.

It’s why I’m divorcing my wife to join a band

The invention of the fan....

Blew people away

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What did the masochist Star Trek fan say during sex?

"Beat me up, Scotty."

Two Pirate captains sat at a bar driniking, and they were both each others biggest fan.

"You are quite the Pirate. I know of ye and your men. The most fearsome thing on the sea" Complimented Bloodbeard.

"Well I know too well 'you - "Sea Butcher". One Handed Jack! You are the scourge of the seas! We are indebted to host your accompanyment!"

"Also known are ye for your gram...

Is Satan a Seahawks fan?

A curious man died one day and found himself waiting in the long line for his after-life judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of Heaven while others were led over to Satan who threw them into a burning pit. Every so often, instea...

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[for the Aussies & cricket fans] A guy goes to the doctor...

...Doctor: what’s the matter?

Patient: doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my ass (arse for the Aussies)

Doctor: how’s that?

Patient: don’t you start

Back in high school..

...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinnin...

A lot of people love the 69 position, personally I'm a fan of the 68...

That's where you blow me and I owe you one!