Sometimes I'm good at batting practice, sometimes I'm not
It's really hit or miss.
Why did the duck hunter have no batting average?
All he can hit are fowls.
My Hungarian boss' favorite joke
In the midst of the Cold War, the CIA sends its best spy into Russia. He has spent the last 10 years learning how to blend in with the locals. He speaks perfect Russian, he can dance the kalinka better than anyone, and he can drink an entire bottle of vodka without batting an eyelash. As soon as he'...