UPJOKE
adherestickbestand byfollowagainbackwandcomebatonwithtogethershouldthentwig

My father looked me in the eyes and sagely advised, β€œ Son, find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

β€œShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

A Strange Date

A young man, out on the tiles with his mates, spies the girl of his Dreams across a dance floor.

Having admired her from afar, he finally gets up the courage to talk to her.

Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening. ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.