Stand By Jokes - 10 Hilarious Stand By Jokes

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Two nuns stand by the road, holding a sign..

"The way you've taken is wrong, stop and turn back now, before it's too late!"

The next busy driver, who looks at the inscription, shows a sparse finger and disappears behind the curve. A second later a loud crash is heard.

One of the nuns thoughtfully says,

-Sister, shall we ju...

Do you know why bicycle can't stand by itself?

Because it is two tired

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People call me gross and incestuous, but I stand by my mantra!

Family should ALWAYS come first!

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Stand by your man

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest, you have been with me all through the b...

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Employee on NSFW Sites...

Boss: What have you been working on the last few hours?

Employee: A graphic display of convergent asynchronous load distribution.

Boss: The tracker flagged you on bukkake sites.

Employee: I stand by my previous statement.

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I stand by the fact that hygiene is important.

No really, this guy smells terrible.

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A group of priests stand by the road...

... holding a sign "IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK. THIS PATH IS DOOMED!!" Most people just drive by but then suddenly someone stops and yells at the priests: "No one will belive this religious bullshit! You're wasting your time!" After that one of the priests says: Maby we should just write "The br...

You can all pray for Donald Trump if you want but ...

I'm going to stand back and stand by.

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I had a housewarming party last night

The next morning, I came downstairs to see someone I wasn't well-acquainted with but a friend of a friend lying on the kitchen on floor.

I told him, "Time to go home mate, up you get."

I helped pick him up but he immediately fell back down again.

"Alright you're obviously still ...

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Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America

So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."

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