Slice Up Jokes - 4 Hilarious Slice Up Jokes

I was fired from my job in a restaurant kitchen for refusing to slice up one of the condiments with a knife...

I just didn't cut the mustard.

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Pizza Joke

If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal.

But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time.

And she should have seen it coming.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and Donald Trump are in the Sahara desert (see, I’ve changed it so it’s current)...

The Englishman is carrying an umbrella, the Scot is holding a cucumber and Trump is carrying a car door.
A Bedouin approaches and asks why the Englishman has an umbrella in the desert. The man replies. “Well, when it gets really hot, I put up my brolly and I can keep cool in the shade.”
The Be...

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what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe?

nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe...

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