It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day
But my body couldn't take the ab use
After being forced to do sit ups for 4 hours straight
The man died of ab-use
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.
“Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?"
The man groans, but stays where he is. The usher becoming impatient with the man says "Sir, if you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved"
Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off t...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
My wife and I do it doggy style....
###I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.
"I can't ever see you again. I won't let you hurt me like this again. Abuse is never OK."
**Trainer:** It was one sit up. You did one sit up.
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe..
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempt...
A man was tired of working as a burger-flipper at McDonalds.
All day every day he made Big Macs. And in his head he would list off the ingredients; Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle and onion, on a seasame seed bun.
Over and over: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle and onion, on a seasame seed bun.<...
Four guys were at a campsite.
They had to bunk two to a room but no one wanted to share with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in the same cabin as Daryl, and came to breakfast the next mor...