It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
What happened after the Yeti did sit ups?
He became the abdominal snowman
After being forced to do sit ups for 4 hours straight
The man died of ab-use
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.
“Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?” The man groans, but stays where he is. The usher becoming impatient with the man says “Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get my manager involved” Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off to get the ma...
My wife loves doggy style.
I sit up and beg. She rolls over and plays dead.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
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A man is driving through the country at night when his car breaks down. He walks to the nearest farm, a big 3 story farmhouse, and when he knocks on the door and old chinese man answers. "I'm sorry to bother you sir, but my car broke down about a mile down the road. Would it be alright with you if s...
"I can't ever see you again. I won't let you hurt me like this again. Abuse is never OK."
**Trainer:** It was one sit up. You did one sit up.