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Sit Up Jokes

What happened after the Yeti did sit ups?

He became the abdominal snowman

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.

“Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?"

The man groans, but stays where he is. The usher becoming impatient with the man says "Sir, if you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved"

Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off t...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

"Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asked the one.

"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"

"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."

My wife and I make love doggy style...

I sit up and beg, she lies down and plays dead.

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I do 10 sit ups every morning

It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

After being forced to do sit ups for 4 hours straight

The man died of ab-use

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