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It's ironic that Parasite won.

Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

Thank you for the silver star!. My first!

So three men hop onto an airplane flying above their country...

The first man says throws down a gold star and says "I live in the greatest country in the world, I love my country!"

The second man throws down a silver star and says "I'm so fortunate to live in this wonderful land, I love my country!"

The third man throws down a bomb and says "Curse...

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A guy is walking past a house...

That house has a sign on it saying: Free Talking Dog! He stops, wondering what this is all about and notices an old guy sitting on the porch in a rocking chair. The guy says, "Hey, What's up with the talking dog?" The old guys answers, "He's yours if you want him." The guy scratches his head, thinki...

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