An interesting title

In high school kids used to say i resembled a large bird so they would exclude me from activities.

I guess that would make me Ostrich-sized

What is the title of the book about a boat uprising?

I, Rowboat.

What’s a movie whose title got deeper the longer you watched?

The Titanic.

I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits...

Pulp Fiction

After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income.

He’s the Artist formerly known as Prince.

Bad Children's Books Titles

Here are some bad children's books titles I found in my jokes archive. Can you think of others?

1. "You Were an Accident"
2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
5. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Assoc...

My wife and I had two miscarriages last year, and I believe there should be more jokes about miscarriages so we talk about it more...

The only problem is most of the jokes die before you finish delivering them.

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*The title of the post is true and humor is how I deal with my pain*

I just bought a book titled "What They Don't Teach You About Computer Science"

Its literally just about anger management

The punchline in the title.

What ruins a possibly good post?

I had no freaking idea!

I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 ye...

My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

Title that makes you click the post

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and went to bed, he in the upper bunk and...

title words

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ...

Are you good at avoiding clickbait titles?

Apparently not.

I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’.

I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

it all

The title says it all

My local book shop had a sale on "1/3 off all titles"

I scored a pristine hardback copy of 'The Lion, The Witch'

A collaborative study titled "Feed the World" about the awareness of wintertime rituals in developing countries has been published...

by D. Oothey, K. Nowitz, Chris Mas, T. Ime et al.

Did you hear the joke titled 'from seconds to minutes'?

It's about time.

What I if told you

What if I told you you read the title wrong

Ready to feel old? Smashing Pumpkins’ "1979" came out in 1995, with 16 years between the title and the year of release. If it were written today it would be called

“March, 2020.”

The walnut tree (idk what to put for title lol)

One day, Johnny and his friend Bobby walked into the cemetery. There were a lot of fallen walnuts from the walnut tree that they wanted to share. They started splitting them and Johnny said "One for you, one for me! One for you, one for me!"

At this time, a little boy was biking along the roa...

Too lazy for a title

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness

But if you find one let me know

Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot

Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"

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An Irishman’s daughter had not been home for over five years. [long]

Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute." "Ye what!!? Get out, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! Y...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, a...

Danny kicked his way to the karate tournament title without throwing a single punch

Turns out he's a master of partial arts

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Bookstore

A man goes into a book shop and asks the young female assistant,

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. "

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man said, "Yes! That's the one! I'll take a copy, thanks!"

The title

Where's the best place to hide the punchline?

What is the title of the founder of the People's Republic of China?

Chairman Maonutrition.

More people would read books if publishers just added the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of every title.

War of the Worlds in My Pants

The Two Towers in My Pants

Great Expectations in My Pants

To Kill a Mockingbird in My Pants

Rising Strong in My Pants

(Insert good title here)

Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?

A:A synonym roll!

First post

I was really excited when I picked up a book titled “69 Mating positions”.

Turns out it was about chess.

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If Prince Albert is when you pierce the head, what title does Albert get when the balls are pierced?

Baron

An Intresting Title...

A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad online for a Christian horse, so he went to check it out.
The horse owner said, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'Praise The Lord!' To make him go, and 'Amen' to make him stop." Bill got on his horse and said, "Praise The Lord!" Sure enough, the horse started ...

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an interesting title

the only thing i know for certain is that money doesn’t grow on trees because we don’t want giraffes eating all our money. greedy fucking giraffes.

An interesting title

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken Caesar salad

I DON'T HAVE AN INTERESTING TITLE

A young man (YM) walks into a pharmacy, greets the owner and go straight to where the condoms are stored. After 10 minutes the owner notice that the young man is still there and decide to go and see if he can help him. The owner sees that he seems a bit lost and ask if he need some advice.

YM...

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Some say if you can guess the punchline of a joke by the title on Reddit before clicking on it - that it's a rubbish joke...

Tits

Yo Mama So Fat

She didn’t fit in the title.

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IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED “JAMES CHARLES NUDE”, DON’T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

Book titles and authors: Don’t fall off the cliff

By Ilene Dover

Came up with a Joke, thought I'd share

As the title says, here's a Joke I came up with, it works better when talking then in text form, but I still say it's alright.
So, in 1832, an American who had moved to Ontario had been hunting wild game.

Now, he hadn't bothered with the paper work for a license, as he thought it was rem...

I have no title

If you ever feel useless, just think about the mortgage feature on Monopoly deeds.

If I Cuold Time Travel

I would fix the title.

Most people hate clickbait YouTube titles and thumbnails.

But this clickbait Reddit post is way worse.

If you receive an email with the title "DING DONG", do not open it!!!

It's the Jehovah's witnesses, working from home

I never can think of a title

A man was in a terrible car crash and he was alright. How is this?

He lost his left hand

If the punchline was in the title.

Mobile users would be much happier.

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The king of a country has planted a razor in the queen's vagina in order to find out which guard she is cheating with.

in the evening, while she is sleeping.

Next day comes, and he orders them to get undressed to check on their penises, and sees that each one's was cut except for a single one's. The king yells:

\- Finally, a loyal guard to his king and country! All of you traitors should have followed ...

Yesterday I gave my food to a beggar.....

....and today the beggar gave me a book titled "HOW TO COOK".

My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken.

"The Diary of Anne Frank"

My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus."

I keep a chair warm.

TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.

She got knocked up, but she got down again.

Stupid joke in description, too short to split into title and desc

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"

The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.


When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"

"Because m...

An interesting title

A Policeman pulled
me over and said "Papers?"

So I said "Scissors"
and drove away.

Kings have numbers in their titles, like III/the Third. How the Sixth King is written?

Viking.

You shuold be be able to edit titles

Edit: should

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(Nsfw)Went to pornhub the other day there was a lot of videos titled "bbc destroys teen"...

I don't know why the British Broadcasting Corporation is destroying the lives of teens..but I for one think it shows lack of journalistic integrity.

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

How to know if you belong to r/Jokes: You read the the obvious same thing twice without knowing.

Even if it is in the Title.

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Describe your sex life using a movie title

Me : Gone in 60 Seconds

Liam Neeson will star in a new thriller where he rescues the wrong woman

the film will be titled "Mistaken"

I thought of an alternative title for john wick

Keanu grieves

Otherwise

You might think this post sucks.
But the title says otherwise

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A priest, an atheist, and a monk walk into a bar.

~~A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant~~

~~A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant.~~

After they put in their orders, the three strike up a conversation about what they believe awaits them in the afterlife.

T...

Long title

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was using my hand whilst thinking of you

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Police officers stops car towing, no idea for better title

first time poster, not sure if its re-post sorry if it is, translated as im not from english speaking countrie

Driver of old Yugo (old shitty car) had stopped on highway because of engine problem and started to stop cars for towing to nearest exit, there happened to Ferrari driver to stop and...

An Arabian man named Aghun has fourteen sons, each with a different first name. What title can be applied to each of them individually, as well as collectively?

They’re all a son of Aghun.

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Boris is talking to his friend, upset about his title.

I’ve patched a thousand roofs, but do they call me Boris the Roof Patcher? No.


I’ve made an entire army’s worth of swords and shields, but do they call me Boris the Blacksmith? No.


But you fuck ONE goat...

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A lot can happen in just 60 seconds

Thats the title of my sextape

Did you hear about the librarian that was killed in an earthquake?

She was crushed by a title wave.

Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK.

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet...

Just A Funny Nothing else

What’s a video game title you can also call an anti-vax
Kid?



Half-Life

Maybe the song "It's Raining Men" wouldn't have been as popular had they used the original demo title:

"Corpse Storm."

What is something that has Care in its title, but does not actually care?

Kare-n, cause she still won’t let me see the kids.

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A chicken walks into a library...

The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:

"Book!"

The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.

"Book,...

I'm giving up drinking till christmas

Bad punctuation, can't edit title

I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.

A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.

There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.”

The teacher thinks for a moment and says, “For my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have....

I visited the National Air and Space Museum.

I believe the title is misleading because it's actually full of stuff.

I wrote a fantasy story about my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice

I titled it pulp fiction

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*Insert title here*

A town was talking about meeting attendance. It was low and they needed something interesting for the next meeting. They decided to hire a hypnotist. The next meeting comes around, and with word of the hypnotist, the building is packed. The hypnotist swings a watch back and forth saying "Watch the w...

An interesting title

One time I was carrying a guitar, and fell down the stairs, and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

I've just finished writing a script for a film I titled "American Schools"

Shooting starts soon.

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