A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.

There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.”

The teacher thinks for a moment and says, “For my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have....

Maybe the song "It's Raining Men" wouldn't have been as popular had they used the original demo title:

"Corpse Storm."

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I don't know how to title this but according to higher-ups, this should be labelled as a repost so yeah. Enjoy

A guy walks over to his neighbour and knocks on the door. A woman answers the door and the guy asks her "Do you have a vagina?" The woman looks at him in disgust and slams the door on him.

The next day, the same thing happens. The guy walks over to his neighbour, knocks on the door and when s...

Not only bad at jokes, I’m also bad at titles

At the local butcher shop the was a challenge. The challenge was that if you could jump and touch on of the steaks on the ceiling, you would get twenty dollars. If you couldn’t, you would have to pay for one of the steaks. So a man named Jack came up to the challenge. As he was about to try he was s...

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Title

A guy walks in a bar and asks the bartender:

Guy: Hey are you gay?

Bartender: Damn straight

Guy: \*sighs\* The search continues..

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Police officers stops car towing, no idea for better title

first time poster, not sure if its re-post sorry if it is, translated as im not from english speaking countrie

Driver of old Yugo (old shitty car) had stopped on highway because of engine problem and started to stop cars for towing to nearest exit, there happened to Ferrari driver to stop and...

You shuold be be able to edit titles

Edit: should

Just watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood in theaters and without knowing anything about it other than the title.

I still don't.

What was the title of the book written by the lobotomist?

Veggie tales

What is something that has Care in its title, but does not actually care?

Kare-n, cause she still won’t let me see the kids.

What do you call the job title of a firearms enthusiast and speechwriter?

A glockenspiel.

Yesterday, I called a local radio station to request "I'm Free" by The Rolling Stones. However, they played a song of the same title by The Who.

You can't always get what you want.

I was so shocked to find out Lance Armstrong won all his Tour de France titles while he was on drugs

Last time I took drugs I couldn’t even find my bike

It all

The title says it all.

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Describe your sex life using a movie title

Me : Gone in 60 Seconds

Finally Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber team up for a song and even the title is perfect...

“I don’t care”

Titles are evil

Last night there was a fire at Krispy Kreme.

Needless to say,everything was burnt to a krisp

The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

Petition to remove titles once and for all

[me, ordering cake through the phone]
“What would you like the cake to say?
.
[covering the phone to talk to my friend] : do we want a talking cake?

An interesting title

Me [trying to keep the conversation going] : so, what do you do for a living??

Barber [slowly stops cutting my hair] : ....

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I’ve been training for months to achieve the world record title of ‘Furthest Ejaculation’.

I can’t believe how far I’ve come.

Bad at Titles

Teacher: Whoever answers the next question correctly, can go home early!

Student: \*raises hand\*

Teacher: What is it?

Student: It's me raising my hand, and now I can go home. Thanks!

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

Things I hate

1 Lists

2 Irony

4 Numbers being out of order

5 Skipping numbers

F Inconsistency

7 Repetition

7 Repetition

8 Speling wurdz rong

9 DLC

10 Replying to your own comment

Edit: 11 Edited posts

Buy the Reddit ...

What title would be given to Jeff Bezos if he were a politician?

Prime Minister

I don'f understand people making typos in their post titles...

Don't they proof read before submitting?

Titles are hard

Her:"im pregnant"
Him:"Hi pregnant im dad"
Him:"Wait a second..."

Idk what to call it so ima just leave the title like this

A husband and wife are staying with the wife's grandparents for a while. Their son, Bilbo, is going to bed one day. Bilbo says, "Night night Mummy. Night night Daddy. Night night Granny. Goodbye Grandpa."

The parents thought this strange, but anyway, the lives go on.

Until a week later...

An interesting title

I was walking down the street when I saw two guys beating up a kid in an alley. I jumped in to help.

He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher...

... Either way, he is just splitting hares.

50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it

They should have added 19 more shades

TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.

She got knocked up, but she got down again.

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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.


He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.

He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an...

They just released the title for the Marley & Me sequel

Me

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What's the most vague job title in the army?

A general

Put the punchline in the title

How do you ruin a good joke?

What would you title a novel about a rebellious Asian teenager?

The Catcher in the Rice

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Porn Parody Movie Titles

My friends and I play this game when we drink or when we wanna pass the time while at work. Looking for some more to use.
Pornoize movie titles, examples

Pacific Rim Job

Squirt Locker

Lord of the Cock Rings

Ect

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So I have a thing of finding funny alternative names to movie titles.. Of which are:

Womb Raider

Frying Nemo

Howl's Moaning Castle

Thosebastards

Glad I ate her

The Rare Bi*ch Project

Se8en

Nail Cesar

Sure Lock Homes

A Booty full Mind

Rub a cop

Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer's stoned

Any additions are ...

If you never fell for any clickbait titles ...

... then this is your first time.

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.”

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.

People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title.

My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.

[Title Redacted]

\[Deleted\]

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

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You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

What was David Beckham told after he was granted an honourific title by the Queen?

Man, you knighted!

One day, a new redditor is browsing /r/jokes and finds that it is nothing but upvoted posts with numbers in the titles.

Confused, he PMs an OP with a lot of upvotes and inquires, "What's up with all the number posts? What's so funny about numbers?"

"Well, you see, we got so many reposts on /r/jokes that we decided to just number all of the old OC and now we just post the numbers for the original jokes; it's mu...

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title then repeat it in the body of the post.

"Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie...

... about the current situation of USA Immigration.

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Damn Girl, are you a beaver....

Cuz damn.

Shit doesn’t work as well if I start with damn girl. How do I change the title?

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F*ucking Cock

A Farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.

Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.

Later, he finds the Cock ...

What’s worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area, but you still get suckered into reading the whole thing over again?

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title,


then repeats it for no goddamn reason.

Ken Burns has revealed the title of his documentary about software piracy:

The Warez

Interesting Title Here

Pun time!!

Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.

Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do yo...

When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.

For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".

Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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