You shuold be be able to edit titles

Edit: should

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Describe your sex life using a movie title

Mine would be home alone

What is something that has Care in its title, but does not actually care?

Kare-n, cause she still won’t let me see the kids.

For 65 million years, the title for the most dangerous predator known to man was the T-Rex.

Now it’s R. Kelly.

The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

It all

The title says it all.

An interesting title

Me [trying to keep the conversation going] : so, what do you do for a living??

Barber [slowly stops cutting my hair] : ....

Titles are hard

Her:"im pregnant"
Him:"Hi pregnant im dad"
Him:"Wait a second..."

What title would be given to Jeff Bezos if he were a politician?

Prime Minister

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

Things I hate

1 Lists

2 Irony

4 Numbers being out of order

5 Skipping numbers

F Inconsistency

7 Repetition

7 Repetition

8 Speling wurdz rong

9 DLC

10 Replying to your own comment

Edit: 11 Edited posts

Buy the Reddit ...

I don'f understand people making typos in their post titles...

Don't they proof read before submitting?

Idk what to call it so ima just leave the title like this

A husband and wife are staying with the wife's grandparents for a while. Their son, Bilbo, is going to bed one day. Bilbo says, "Night night Mummy. Night night Daddy. Night night Granny. Goodbye Grandpa."

The parents thought this strange, but anyway, the lives go on.

Until a week later...

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I’ve been training for months to achieve the world record title of ‘Furthest Ejaculation’.

I can’t believe how far I’ve come.

My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher...

... Either way, he is just splitting hares.

They just released the title for the Marley & Me sequel

Me

50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it

They should have added 19 more shades

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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.


He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.

He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an...

What would you title a novel about a rebellious Asian teenager?

The Catcher in the Rice

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What's the most vague job title in the army?

A general

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.”

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.

If you never fell for any clickbait titles ...

... then this is your first time.

TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.

She got knocked up, but she got down again.

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Porn Parody Movie Titles

My friends and I play this game when we drink or when we wanna pass the time while at work. Looking for some more to use.
Pornoize movie titles, examples

Pacific Rim Job

Squirt Locker

Lord of the Cock Rings

Ect

What was David Beckham told after he was granted an honourific title by the Queen?

Man, you knighted!

People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title.

My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.

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Damn Girl, are you a beaver....

Cuz damn.

Shit doesn’t work as well if I start with damn girl. How do I change the title?

[Title Redacted]

\[Deleted\]

Put the punchline in the title

How do you ruin a good joke?

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You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

"Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie...

... about the current situation of USA Immigration.

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

One day, a new redditor is browsing /r/jokes and finds that it is nothing but upvoted posts with numbers in the titles.

Confused, he PMs an OP with a lot of upvotes and inquires, "What's up with all the number posts? What's so funny about numbers?"

"Well, you see, we got so many reposts on /r/jokes that we decided to just number all of the old OC and now we just post the numbers for the original jokes; it's mu...

What’s worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area, but you still get suckered into reading the whole thing over again?

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F*ucking Cock

A Farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.

Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.

Later, he finds the Cock ...

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title then repeat it in the body of the post.

When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.

For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".

Interesting Title Here

Pun time!!

Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.

Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do yo...

He put the punchline in the title

Did you hear about the guy who can't format his jokes properly?

An Irish Daughter...

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad.....

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

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What is the title for a movie about a man who is going to get his vasectomy reversed?

Scrotal Recall!

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title,


then repeats it for no goddamn reason.

TIL Titles with unfinished sentences

...are hard to resist.

Can we stop repeating joke title in the text please?

Can we stop repeating joke title in the text please? It get's really annoying and I don't like to read same thing twice.

Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title

Rio Olympics

Hard to title: a man walks into a bar

A man walks into a dive. On the edge of the bar, he sees a man maybe a foot tall playing a small piano. He is impressed and orders a beer from the bartender. Upon receiving the drink, he asks the bartender, "Hey, where did you find this guy?"

"Oh, as it turns out, someone couldn't pay their t...