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I’ve been training for months to achieve the world record title of ‘Furthest Ejaculation’.

I can’t believe how far I’ve come.

It all

The title says it all.

I don'f understand people making typos in their post titles...

Don't they proof read before submitting?

An interesting title

I was walking down the street when I saw two guys beating up a kid in an alley. I jumped in to help.

He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Idk what to call it so ima just leave the title like this

A husband and wife are staying with the wife's grandparents for a while. Their son, Bilbo, is going to bed one day. Bilbo says, "Night night Mummy. Night night Daddy. Night night Granny. Goodbye Grandpa."

The parents thought this strange, but anyway, the lives go on.

Until a week later...

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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.


He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.

He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an...

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

Things I hate

1 Lists

2 Irony

4 Numbers being out of order

5 Skipping numbers

F Inconsistency

7 Repetition

7 Repetition

8 Speling wurdz rong

9 DLC

10 Replying to your own comment

Edit: 11 Edited posts

Buy the Reddit ...

Yoda’s short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with “dago” in the title.

It’s pretty clear he was Italian.

They just released the title for the Marley & Me sequel

Me

50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it

They should have added 19 more shades

What would you title a novel about a rebellious Asian teenager?

The Catcher in the Rice

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What's the most vague job title in the army?

A general

My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher...

... Either way, he is just splitting hares.

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.”

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.

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Damn Girl, are you a beaver....

Cuz damn.

Shit doesn’t work as well if I start with damn girl. How do I change the title?

What was David Beckham told after he was granted an honourific title by the Queen?

Man, you knighted!

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Porn Parody Movie Titles

My friends and I play this game when we drink or when we wanna pass the time while at work. Looking for some more to use.
Pornoize movie titles, examples

Pacific Rim Job

Squirt Locker

Lord of the Cock Rings

Ect

If you never fell for any clickbait titles ...

... then this is your first time.

People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title.

My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.

[Title Redacted]

\[Deleted\]

TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.

She got knocked up, but she got down again.

"Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie...

... about the current situation of USA Immigration.

One day, a new redditor is browsing /r/jokes and finds that it is nothing but upvoted posts with numbers in the titles.

Confused, he PMs an OP with a lot of upvotes and inquires, "What's up with all the number posts? What's so funny about numbers?"

"Well, you see, we got so many reposts on /r/jokes that we decided to just number all of the old OC and now we just post the numbers for the original jokes; it's mu...

Put the punchline in the title

How do you ruin a good joke?

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You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area, but you still get suckered into reading the whole thing over again?

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F*ucking Cock

A Farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.

Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.

Later, he finds the Cock ...

Ken Burns has revealed the title of his documentary about software piracy:

The Warez

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title then repeat it in the body of the post.

When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.

For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".

So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie..

Fast10: Your Seatbelts.

Bethesda released a working title of their newest installment in flagship series-

Fallout: Roseanne.

He put the punchline in the title

Did you hear about the guy who can't format his jokes properly?

Interesting Title Here

Pun time!!

Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.

Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do yo...

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

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What is the title for a movie about a man who is going to get his vasectomy reversed?

Scrotal Recall!

TIL Titles with unfinished sentences

...are hard to resist.

The job title for a security guard at Samsung HQ is called...

guardian of the galaxy

Can we stop repeating joke title in the text please?

Can we stop repeating joke title in the text please? It get's really annoying and I don't like to read same thing twice.

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title

So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title,


then repeats it for no goddamn reason.

Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

Hard to title: a man walks into a bar

A man walks into a dive. On the edge of the bar, he sees a man maybe a foot tall playing a small piano. He is impressed and orders a beer from the bartender. Upon receiving the drink, he asks the bartender, "Hey, where did you find this guy?"

"Oh, as it turns out, someone couldn't pay their t...

A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title

Rio Olympics

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What's the title of Julius Caesar's Porno?

Vedi Veci Veni

Mixing up the title and text fields.

What's the worst way to ruin a joke?

What would be the title of the TV series covering 'The Last Supper'?

Breaking Bread.

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A 5 year old girl watched the construction workers threw the window of her house

She watched for a couple of days when the construction workers saw her and waved for her to come over.
They asked if she wanted to work with them, and she told them yes.
They gave her a job picking up trash for a week, and on Friday have her an envelope with some cash.
She took it to the ba...

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EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from F...