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Sigmund Freud was an Olympic Gold Medalist

He took home the medal for Mental Gymnastics.

What do a priest and a silver medalists have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist?

He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed.

Olympic Gold medalist Picabo Street retired from sports to work in the hospital. A doctor has a patient in need of intensive care and cannot find her.

The doctor calls her station and she answers, "Picabo, ICU."

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There's a party in the Olympic Village one night...

... and from across the room, a sprinter sees a diver talking to the most beautiful woman that he has ever laid eyes on. Later in the evening, the sprinter approaches the diver to ask about her.

"I just can't get her out of my head!" the sprinter says. "I have to sleep with her! Who is she?"<...

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My grandpa was telling me about the time he won a contest at an Erectile Dysfunction convention

He's an Ol' limp dick gold medalist

An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar.

He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.

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