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A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sides

The first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

The kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a valuable r...

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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My granddad had my sides busting with this one over Christmas!

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfe...

“He gently slid her panties to the side

so he could fit the rest of the socks in her drawer.”

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

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Two soldiers are sitting on opposite sides of a river

They do not understand each other's language. The one on the east side(american) calls to the other "how did you get over there did you parachute or did you swim?" All the while he made a signal with his arms of a parachute coming down and swung his arms as if swimming. Then he proceeds to say "I se...

Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides?

So they can fit three in the pickup

I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too

Today is my cake day

Everyone in the US is choosing sides right now

I choose inside.

Two blondes are on opposing sides of a river

One yells to the other “ How do I get to the other side of the river?”
Blonde two yells back “ You are on the other side ! “

Picking sides

A couple walks into a bar on steak night and both decide to order the steak dinner. But, they can't decide between the optional baked potato, mashed potatoes or French fries that are offered with it. After a spirited debate on the merits of each, they ask for help. "Excuse me, waiter," the young man...

As long as there are humans, there will always be two sides that disagree with each other.

That is something everyone can agree on.

What do you call somebody who sits on the fence about religion, but argues against both sides anyway?

Antagnostic.

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.

Two men meets on opposite sides of a river...

One shouts "I need you to help me get to the other side!"

The other says "You are on the other side!

I asked Google if a Bitcoin has two sides, but Google couldn't make heads or tails of it.

The top result just didn't make cents.

What does it mean when a redneck's baby drools out of both sides of its mouth?

The trailer is level.

With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.

The outraged side,

And the uninformed.

A political joke for both sides:

Joe Biden has forgotten more about governing than Trump ever learned.

Ten years into the war, both sides ran out of bullets for their guns.

They decided to use bows and arrows instead.

But ten years later, still strong in the war, both sides ran out of arrows and flint. So both sides used swords and axes.

But a decade after that, both sides ran out of metal, and they had to resort to weapons made of wood, like bo- staffs ...

Your brain has two sides: left and right.

Your left brain has nothing right.
Your right brain has nothing left.

Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides.

Finally, some self awareness.

Both sides claimed victory in last night's debates.

But we all know who the real loser was.



The American people.

Carl and Clarance lived on opposite sides of the Mississippi River..

They lived their whole lives right across the river from each other, way back in the day. The nearest bridge across was 100 miles away, and both were too poor to afford an automobile, so from their youth they made a past time of shouting insults to one another from across the river.
For many yea...

The war was on, both sides prepared very well

There were spectators; Some said that white is better while the other said that black is better. You aren't allowed to kill soldiers of your own color, soldiers who left from their home aren't allowed to come back. The war is fought without technology but animals. Though some people still cheat with...

I ordered a pen with an eraser on both sides

It was pointless

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

More than 50% of Americans fall asleep on their sides

Probably because their main courses are enormous

A man walked into the ER with severe burns and blisters to both sides of his face.

He was quickly admitted. The attending physician asked him, “how on earth did you burn your face so badly?”

The man reluctantly began his explanation. “It’s actually kind of embarrassing doc. See my wife is out of town this week, and so I’m having to do my own cooking...”

“Ah, I see...

There were once three square kingdoms on different sides of a triangular river.

One night, the king of the first kingdom invited all the people of all three kingdoms over to the castle to celebrate his daughter’s 18th birthday. All the people of the kingdoms were enjoying themselves, until an argument between the three kings broke out between whose daughter was the most beautif...

What has 6 sides and flies?

A box with flies in it

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So i crashed the car and then ignored her all day for no reason.

What has 3 sides, 4 corners, and 4 faces?

A USB drive

What do you call a pencil with erasers on both sides?

Pointless, like your comments lol

Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?

Because hindsight is 2020

Why do men sleep on their sides?

Because they have a kickstand.

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