Short And Sweet Jokes - 6 Hilarious Short And Sweet Jokes

Short and sweet cannibal joke

Did you know cannibals don’t exist anymore... I ate the last one yesterday

Wanna see something short and sweet?

look in a mirror

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The girl I met last night told me she just wanted something short and sweet.

Apparently covering my dick in caramel wasn’t what she meant.

I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...

My fiancee is like a good joke

Short and Sweet

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An Italian, an Irishman, and a Polack are in line for a job interview.

The Italian is up first. He walks into the boss’s office and notices the boss is completely ear-less.

The boss says to him “Mr. Marino, I don’t have a lot of time so I’ll get to the point. I like people who are observant and can speak their mind. Say one thing about me!”

The Italian sa...

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