Shopping Bag Jokes

Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless

He sits down and proceeds to take each of the three ducks out of the bag and stand them on the bartop. Then he goes to the restroom.

The bartender sees this, and knowing he should mind his own business, can't help but introduce himself. The gets down to eye level with the first duck and says... read more

Once the bag is full, take some photos of your surroundings looking away from the shopping bag. By the time you look back, you no longer will have trash to get rid of.

One is white, plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with and you put your groceries in the other.

Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.

And took some to my own car to make her life easier.

found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,
“I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”.
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran lik... read more

In a shopping bag

It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag.