What is attractive clothing for an insect?

A beekini

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A penguin’s car breaks down in a Florida town [NSFW]

He manages to push it to a nearby mechanic. The mechanic says it’ll take a few hours to repair, so the penguin, exasperated, goes to look around the town.

He goes into a clothing store and buys a nice shirt, and goes to a book store and buys some nice books. However, the penguin, being in Flo...

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A man goes to a doctor for headaches

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to re...

I'm thinking about opening a clothing store. Half the store will carry only traditional, colorful women's gowns from India, and the other half will carry everything else.

I'm going to call it Sari/Not-Sari.

An American woman went to a Hindu wedding in India and bought some traditional clothing to wear to it. When she got to the wedding, she saw another guest wearing the same thing she was, and was very upset.

"I can't believe I traveled halfway around the world, and someone wore the same dress as I did!", she cried.

"Saree", said the other guest.

I went to the hunting store to buy some camouflage clothing...

But I didn't see anything that I liked.

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I started a transvestite only clothing line.

It's called Vera's Wang.

My father revealed to the me that he likes to dress in women’s clothing.

I still don’t understand it, but I appreciate his effort at being transparent.

A man and his clothing store

A long time ago there was a man who sold secondhand women's clothing at a small shop on the main road of a small town.
Now, this man, Theodore, had one joy in life: Arranging the mannequins in a way that made each garment look it's best, and placing them in the front window.
As he had gotten ...

William Shatner has discontinued his line of women's clothing.

Apparently, Shatner panties just didn't sell that well.

Why don't pot smokers run in weighted clothing?

It's bad for your joints.

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Thanks to global warming, Inuit women are being forced to wear less and less clothing.

*No ice.*

What kind of clothing uses a wheel?

Atire.

I've become obsessed with ridiculing a Nun's clothing

It's a really bad habit.

My neighbor tricked me into buying his dog by claiming it could sew any article of clothing,

But all it does is pants.

Did you hear about Gucci's new baby line of clothing?

It's called "Gucci Gucci Goo"

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I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay.

They quickly arrested me.

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Raincoats are the least sexy clothing item...

The whole point is to make sure you never get wet.

If you put on cowboy clothing...

Are you ranch dressing?

What do you call rubber clothing?

Attire

The world's leading expert on wet clothing walks into a record shop.

The expert asks the assistant "Do you have the latest edition of 'Wet Garments' Acoustics'? I'm sure your store just released it yesterday."

"Of course," the assistant replies. "Would you like to listen to it before you buy it?"

"Why, thank you," says the expert, and puts on a pair of...

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