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Sense Of Direction Jokes

My boyfriend is upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

Wife: I don't understand why, but you have no sense of direction whatsoever.

Husband : Where did that come from?

I have the worst sense of direction...

... not really sure where I'm going with this.

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I was sick of my wife always making fun of my crappy sense of directions...

... so I packed my things and right!

What do you call a canine with no sense of direction?

A Where-wolf

My wife hated that I didn’t have a sense of direction

So I packed my stuff up and right

What's a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wander Woman.

I’m dyslexic and have no sense of direction.

I don’t know my ears from my below

So my friend told me I had a really bad sense of direction the other day

I hate to admit it, but he was left

Which military animal has the best sense of direction?

A navy gator.

My girlfriend said that I can't be a good driver because I have a poor sense of direction

I think she's left

I'm currently reading this really captivating book called "How To Improve Your Sense of Direction".

It's so good that I can't put it up.

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What do you call a reptile with a belly button and a good sense of direction?

A navelgator

Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!

My dad told me today that we're distantly related to the Fugarwii Tribe of Native Americans.

This tribe was nomadic, and would wander all over the continental US. Unfortunately, as a tribe, they had a terrible sense of direction and would often get horribly lost.
The Fugarwii had scouts who's soul purpose was to remedy this: they would scout about, find the tallest mountain they could, ...

I had Kevin Spacey show up at a house party

I don’t see what all the fuss about him is. I was chatting to him for an hour about all things from art and music to politics.

He’s a very articulate and intelligent man but I must say his sense of direction is a bit off.

He cut our conversation short saying that he had to use the li...

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Man gets lost in the desert.

He has no compass and he has lost his sense of direction.

Suddenly he sees a caravan on the horizon. He jumps, shouts and waves his arms to get their attention, and, oh joy, they notice him and move in his direction.

But his happiness is short lived, as the travelers turn out to be m...

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