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Secret Society Jokes

So I heard about a secret society that wants to run the world...

...and force feed everybody cheese all the time.




They're called the Hallouminati

What secret society would Santa never be a part of?

The Illuminaughty

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Should you still hang out with someone if they have a weird delusion that they rule over a secret society inhabited entirely by other people's butts?

Ass king for a friend

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An anthropologist decides to study a particular Inuit tribe.

So he arranges to spend five years living among them. After about a year he hears talk of a secret society, but when he asks to join he's told no. Wanting to be thorough he persists, and eventually the tribal chief gives in. He tells the anthropologist "I have decided to allow you to join our societ...

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