What do you call someone who believes the world is run by a shadow organization of Mexican chain restaurants?

QdobAnon

So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...

...when will the U.S. government start arming them?

What do you call the secret organization of tight-lipped Soviet honey makers?

The Cagey Bees

100% rock-solid proof that Trump laundered Russian mob money through the Trump Organization:

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The World Health Organization has officially announced that dogs are not able to contract COVID-19 and have released them all from quarantine.

It's safe to say that WHO let the dogs out.

Do you know about the World Health Organization?

Me : WHO?

The FBI, the CIA and the LAPD have a bet to see which organization is best...

They decide to release a single rabbit into the forest, and whoever can find it in the least amount of time is the best.

The FBI goes first. The interrogate all the animals, search every hole and cave and after 24 hours reluctantly admit that they can’t find the rabbit.

The CIA then go...

I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.

Its a naan prophet organization.


I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.

What is atheism?

A non - prophet organization

After it was determined that dogs could not transmit COVID-19 to humans, the world health organization deemed that all companion pets could be let out of quarantine

We really should have seen this coming, they told us WHO let the dogs out for years

What kind of organization does an atheist start?

A non-prophet one

I tried to create an organization for dads to protest drunk driving

But it was just a FADD.

I was trying to explain what the world health organization was to my daughter.

She was like, “The who?

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

A friend told me that they read an article from a major health organization that Coronavirus is going to be worse than earlier reported.

“WHO said that?”

“Yes.”

The NSA is:

a government organization that actually listens to you!

The World Health Organization has asked photographers to lower their exposure while out doing their jobs…

I guess ISOlation is the name of the game.

A minister of a church meets with the church council

A minister of a church meets with the church council

The council says, “These are dire times. The church only has $5 million and we need about $10 million to survive”.

They all sit quietly, looking sad about this news. The minister then gets up and leaves the room.

The minister ...

Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?

It’s a non-prophet organization.

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

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An American anthropologist is studying cultures throughout Western Africa.

He discovers an isolated civilization in the West African Jungle. It’s a small village with wooden houses and plenty of domesticated animals. The anthropologist is impressed by the organization of the village and becomes eager to learn more about the culture of it’s inhabitants.

He approa...

Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?

They don’t really make any cents.

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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper

One of them notices that the other's paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda

"What the hell are you reading? Why don't you read our jewish papers?"

"You see Chaim" the other man says calmly "When I read our newspapers all I see are pog...

Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?

They’re a non-prophet organization

We're not in Kansas anymore

Donald Trump is campaigning in Kansas. Suddenly, without a warning, there's a giant tornado and he’s turning, tumbling, and transported to a strange and distant field.

He calls for help but nobody answers. He tries his phone but there’s no signal. He waits for the Secret Service to come pick ...

What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers

Al-Gebra

Why was the dog put on the No Fly list?

It had ties to suspected terrier organizations

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

Three men were waiting outside the labor ward...

A nurse came out to tell the first man: "Congratulations. You are the father of twins." "Twins!"he exclaimed "How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Co!"

Five minutes later, a nurse came out to tell the second man: "Congratulations. You are the father of triplets." "Triplets!" ...

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