So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...

...when will the U.S. government start arming them?

I tried to create an organization for dads to protest drunk driving

But it was just a FADD.

Do you know about the World Health Organization?

Me : WHO?

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.

W.H.O. let the dogs out.

Me: I really don't trust the World Health Organization.

Friend: Who?
Me: Exactly.

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much

What kind of organization does an atheist start?

A non-prophet one

I was trying to explain what the world health organization was to my daughter.

She was like, “The who?

A friend told me that they read an article from a major health organization that Coronavirus is going to be worse than earlier reported.

“WHO said that?”

“Yes.”

The World Health Organization has asked photographers to lower their exposure while out doing their jobs…

I guess ISOlation is the name of the game.

- Did you hear the World Health Organization is calling the Coronavirus a pandemic?

- WHO?
- The World Health Organization
- Yes
- Yes, what?
- WHO Is the World Health Organization
- The people in charge of global disease and health issues
- Who
- The people out there trying to prevent outbreaks
- Who
- The doctors and scientists working on a solution!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?

They don’t really make any cents.

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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper

One of them notices that the other's paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda

"What the hell are you reading? Why don't you read our jewish papers?"

"You see Chaim" the other man says calmly "When I read our newspapers all I see are pog...

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Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.



"You've got a rare disease and you've only got 6 months to live," the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he's going to get a second opinion.

He finds another doctor a few days later and after a battery of tests, this doctor gives him the same bad news. Pati...

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers

Al-Gebra

Knock knock

-Who’s there

-World Health Organization

-WHO?

I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status now

they are a non-prophet organization

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

If you think that Corona beer causes Coronavirus then...

You probably think that the leader of the World Health Organization is Dr Who.

Why is PETA such an inefficient organization?

They refuse to kill two birds with one stone

What do you call someone who manages the money of an organization that practices black magic?

An occultant

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