The World Health Organization...

The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19.

Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

A Local United Way Office Realized That the Organization Had Never Received a Donation From the Town’s Most Successful Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give...

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at varying levels.

The monkeys at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces, whereas the monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...

...when will the U.S. government start arming them?

What two secret organizations rule the world through control of important metallic elements?

The Aluminati and the Tinplars.

Did you know that Athiest organizations are tax exempted?

Its because they're non-prophet organizations.

Christians go to church and have to pay tithings

But Atheism is a non prophet organization.

I want to start a organization that supports struggling youths throughout Asia

I wanna call it "Youth'N'Asia!"

Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread?

They’re naan-profit organizations.

Do you know about the World Health Organization?

Me : WHO?

The Paradox Association has fragmented due to internal conflicts.

Many members have subsequently joined The Irony Society, but leaders of both organizations have issued statements clarifying that simultaneous membership remains an unresolved issue.

100% rock-solid proof that Trump laundered Russian mob money through the Trump Organization:

\[removed by Federal government\]

What do you call someone who believes the world is run by a shadow organization of Mexican chain restaurants?

QdobAnon

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

After it was determined that dogs could not transmit COVID-19 to humans, the world health organization deemed that all companion pets could be let out of quarantine

We really should have seen this coming, they told us WHO let the dogs out for years

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NSFW a Catholic is trying to convert a wealthy Jew.

He says he'll get baptized as soon as he gets back from a business deal with the Pope. He comes back and the Catholic asks how's the Pope.

The Jew says "guys a riot, I walked in the door and the guy was doing coke in the middle of an orgy"

"Well shoot I guess you don't want to become ...

Atheism …

… is a non-prophet organization

A friend told me that they read an article from a major health organization that Coronavirus is going to be worse than earlier reported.

“WHO said that?”

“Yes.”

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

If you make money selling Indian bread...

You run a Naan Profit Organization.

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

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A man came up to my door and asked me if I'd be willing to donate to a charitable cause

I asked him what the donations were for.

He told me the Association for Anal Sex.

I thought to myself, "Damn, that's an organization I can get behind".

Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?

They don’t really make any cents.

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