The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19.

Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...

...when will the U.S. government start arming them?

I want to start a organization that supports struggling youths throughout Asia

I wanna call it "Youth'N'Asia!"

What do you call someone who believes the world is run by a shadow organization of Mexican chain restaurants?

QdobAnon

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A criminal organization is planning an art heist (OC)

The boss says: "Tuesday's the day we steal the painting. There are two possibilities for how it's going to go down, and we won't know which plan we'll need to use until the day of the heist. I'll be wearing one of these two hats..."

He shows everyone two hats, one red and one yellow-green....

100% rock-solid proof that Trump laundered Russian mob money through the Trump Organization:

\[removed by Federal government\]

Do you know about the World Health Organization?

Me : WHO?

What kind of organization does an atheist start?

A non-prophet one

Tech company mission statements be like

We're a customer centric organization and we deliver the value of IOT, cloud, big data, blockchain, machine learning, and artificial intelligence by using design thinking to drive digital transformation for the connected enterprise.

After it was determined that dogs could not transmit COVID-19 to humans, the world health organization deemed that all companion pets could be let out of quarantine

We really should have seen this coming, they told us WHO let the dogs out for years

I tried to create an organization for dads to protest drunk driving

But it was just a FADD.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.

Its a naan prophet organization.


I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

A friend told me that they read an article from a major health organization that Coronavirus is going to be worse than earlier reported.

“WHO said that?”

“Yes.”

The World Health Organization has asked photographers to lower their exposure while out doing their jobs…

I guess ISOlation is the name of the game.

What is atheism?

A non - prophet organization

Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?

They don’t really make any cents.

What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers

Al-Gebra

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?

It’s a non-prophet organization.

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