So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...
...when will the U.S. government start arming them?
100% rock-solid proof that Trump laundered Russian mob money through the Trump Organization:
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The FBI, the CIA and the LAPD have a bet to see which organization is best...
They decide to release a single rabbit into the forest, and whoever can find it in the least amount of time is the best.
The FBI goes first. The interrogate all the animals, search every hole and cave and after 24 hours reluctantly admit that they can’t find the rabbit.
The CIA then go...
The World Health Organization has officially announced that dogs are not able to contract COVID-19 and have released them all from quarantine.
It's safe to say that WHO let the dogs out.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.
W.H.O. let the dogs out.
After it was determined that dogs could not transmit COVID-19 to humans, the world health organization deemed that all companion pets could be let out of quarantine
We really should have seen this coming, they told us WHO let the dogs out for years
Do you know about the World Health Organization?
Me : WHO?
I tried to create an organization for dads to protest drunk driving
But it was just a FADD.
What kind of organization does an atheist start?
A non-prophet one
I was trying to explain what the world health organization was to my daughter.
She was like, “The who?
Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?
The “NR, eh?”
I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.
I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much
A friend told me that they read an article from a major health organization that Coronavirus is going to be worse than earlier reported.
“WHO said that?”
World Health Organization’s rebranding
In honor of our single biggest patron, China, we hereby announce a rebranding - from W.H.O. to XiDC
Before we sign off the old name, we’ll use it one last time to show our compassion —
Your well-being, WHO cares.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."
"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...
Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?
They’re a non-prophet organization
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?
The Make-A-Wish foundation.
Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?
They don’t really make any cents.
If you could bring a suitcase to heaven
An old rich man is nearing the end of his life. He has started many charity organizations and has always been generous to the poor, but he never really felt like he found any purpose to his life, so he decides to attend a Christian congregation one Sunday. The minister gave a lesson entitled, 'If yo...
r/jokes Rich Lawyer on a plane next to philanthropist
Rich lawyer is sitting in first class next to the head of a major charity organization.
Head of said charity takes the opportunity to introduce himself and the cause, but lawyer isn’t interested in giving. No surprise. He’s notoriously rich and not very friendly.
Finally, charity dire...
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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other's paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda
"What the hell are you reading? Why don't you read our jewish papers?"
"You see Chaim" the other man says calmly "When I read our newspapers all I see are pog...
What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers
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Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.
"You've got a rare disease and you've only got 6 months to live," the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he's going to get a second opinion.
He finds another doctor a few days later and after a battery of tests, this doctor gives him the same bad news. Pati...
I accidentally joined an organization...
I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.
My uncle is such a great businessman that he made $6 million in profits this year
He works in a non-profit organization