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The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19.

Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...

...when will the U.S. government start arming them?

What kind of organization is Atheism?

A non-prophet

I work for the Big, International Non-Governmental Organization.

And BINGO is its name-o.

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

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The World Health Organization has said Monkeypox is primarily spreading through sex.

So Redditors should be safe.

The World Health Organization has your best interests in mind....

WHO cares

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys,

all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper

One of them notices that the other's paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda

"What the hell are you reading? Why don't you read our jewish papers?"

"You see Chaim" the other man says calmly "When I read our newspapers all I see are pog...

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

A charitable organization noticed that the richest man in town had never donated.

A representative of the organization called the man. "Our research shows that you make millions of dollars a year, and we were wondering if you'd like to donate some amount to help those in need."

The man responded, "Did your research show you that my mother is suffering from a chronic illne...

What do you call a religious organization that doesn’t make any money?

A non-prophet!

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Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. "You've got a rare disease and you've only got 6 months to live" he is told.

The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he's going to get a second opinion.

He finds another doctor a few days later and after a battery of tests, this doctor gives him the same bad news. Patient is in shock and asks if there's anything he should do.

The doctor pauses a moment ...

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A criminal organization is planning an art heist (OC)

The boss says: "Tuesday's the day we steal the painting. There are two possibilities for how it's going to go down, and we won't know which plan we'll need to use until the day of the heist. I'll be wearing one of these two hats..."

He shows everyone two hats, one red and one yellow-green....

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much

The Flat Earth Society is a very large organization.

They have members from all around the globe.

I want to start a organization that supports struggling youths throughout Asia

I wanna call it "Youth'N'Asia!"

100% rock-solid proof that Trump laundered Russian mob money through the Trump Organization:

\[removed by Federal government\]

A Local United Way Office Realized That the Organization Had Never Received a Donation From the Town’s Most Successful Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give...

Why is PETA such an inefficient organization?

They refuse to kill two birds with one stone

What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers

Al-Gebra

What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans?

The quequeque

Interviewer: Why are you leaving your current organization?

Candidate: I have major religious differences at work!





Interviewer: What are those differences? Candidate:

My manager thinks he is God, I don't!

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

Did you know that Athiest organizations are tax exempted?

Its because they're non-prophet organizations.

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