Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

Who's the world health organization?


Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?

They donโ€™t really make any cents.

What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers


Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

Which organization makes the best cakes?

The Mafia because they are the best at icing things, especially cakes.

Why is PETA such an inefficient organization?

They refuse to kill two birds with one stone

Why don't Atheist churches have to pay taxes?

Because they're a non-prophet organization

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

Job interview

"Which organizations are you a member of?"


"Sorry, we don't employ people with a stutter."

What do you call someone who manages the money of an organization that practices black magic?

An occultant

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

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Why did the Jews in Germany not establish an organization against the Holocaust?

There was too little interest.

A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.

We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.

Interviewer: Why are you leaving your current organization?

Candidate: I have major religious differences at work!

Interviewer: What are those differences? Candidate:

My manager thinks he is God, I don't!

A friend came to me and asked, "what is atheism?"

I replied, "a non prophet organization"

How come the majority of nonprofit organizations


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Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.

"You've got a rare disease and you've only got 6 months to live," the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he's going to get a second opinion.

He finds another doctor a few days later and after a battery of tests, this doctor gives him the same bad news. Patient is ...

So many Christians run non-profit organizations. On the other hand, atheists...

...only run non-prophet organizations.

"Sorry Moses, but you can't join Greenpeace..."

"...We're a non-prophet organization."

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A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence.

Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."

What would call an organization formed by atheists

A non-prophet organization

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