Imagine a masonry wall...

Now, picture just one piece of it...

This, my friends, is a mental block.

What do you call stacks of free bricks left for rioters?

Free Masonry!

As seen on a masonry truck

Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence

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A Paris cheese shop is hit by a German rocket moments after being evacuated by the Americans. "Watch out for debris!" shouts the owner to a GI standing in the ruins of the crumbling shop.

"Fuck off and save your own damn Brie" the GI called back, moments before being killed by a falling piece of masonry.

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