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Masonry Jokes

A man dies one day and finds himself in Hell, much to his surprise.

The man has never sinned, he has attended church somewhat regularly and often gives to charity.

He asks at the gate if there has been a mistake to which the ferryman gives no answer.

He figures there is little hope for him, but somehow he will make the best of his situation.

He ...

Imagine a masonry wall...

Now, picture just one piece of it...

This, my friends, is a mental block.

As seen on a masonry truck

Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence

What do you call stacks of free bricks left for rioters?

Free Masonry!

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A Paris cheese shop is hit by a German rocket moments after being evacuated by the Americans. "Watch out for debris!" shouts the owner to a GI standing in the ruins of the crumbling shop.

"Fuck off and save your own damn Brie" the GI called back, moments before being killed by a falling piece of masonry.

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