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If I started a non government organisation...

I would call it B.I.


That would be its name-o

The World Health Organisation has confirmed canines do not carry the virus and can be released from pounds.

WHO let the dogs out.

There was a mixup with the organisation of the Monster Mash this year

Attendees said it was a freak event

The World Health Organisation has declared that dogs cannot transmit Covid and there's no need to quarantine them..

W.H.O. let the dogs out.

What do you call a failing and oppressive organisation?

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What do you call a fight started by an intergovernmental organisation?

A UN-provoked attack.

The Feds have just raided a tennis club used as a front for a large Mafia organisation.

No doubt they'll be charged with racquet-eering.

Ibises are actually part of an undercover terrorist organisation, and I know who their leader is...

...Osama Bin Chicken.

This may go over your heads if you're not Australian. We call Ibises 'bin chickens'.

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Two intelligence agencies and a law enforcement organisation enter a competition.

They are supposed to be tested who can capture a fugitive in the best way possible.
The first is the CIA. The organizers of the competition let a rabbit loose in a forest. The CIA enters and after 2 hours of complete silence they exit the forest with the rabbit in their hands.
Second enters t...

The largest charitable organisation in Chicago...

...realised that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful law firm.
So a volunteer paid the senior partner a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your firms annual income
is over four million d...

Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation

New phone WHO diss

After spending twenty two years surrounded by criminals, I finally saw the light of day again.

I'm so glad I left my job at the sporting organisation.

The ISIS leader has been killed

Now the organisation is called as WASWAS

The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium...

...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"

'So where do you work?'

'I work for the World Health Organisation'
'Who?'
'That's right'

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I'm going to set up my own religion!

I'm going to set up my own religion, one where its important to respect other peoples beliefs, learn to take criticism on the chin like an adult, wash regularly, treat women and children as equals and never kill anyone under any circumstances.

Its a non-prophet organisation.

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You're Fired

There is a young man standing on the factory floor, appearing idle.

The CEO of the organisation sees him. He storms up and says, "tell me, what do you earn in a year?"

The young man responds "$1,000"

The CEO reaches into his wallet and pulls out $1,000. He hands it to the you...

African Horses

In a world of horse racing dominated by the West, a new super power emerged. South African jockeys were jockeys were completely dismantling their opponents despite riding lame horses and weighing 250 pounds. Their budget just wasn't high enough to afford high quality gear, but they were still beatin...

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In the beginning, when Man was first created, all the members of the body held a meeting to decide who should be in charge.

The brain said that it should be in charge because it had the power of decision making and so controlled what everything else in the body did.

The eyes pointed out that they were the ones who saw everything, including whatever objectives the brain was going to decide to pursue, so they shou...

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