Scoop Out Jokes

.....when he stops by one of the streams to get a drink. As he puts his hand in to scoop out some water he hears a shout from the greens keeper:

"Eh, don drink tha, it's full a cow shite an pish!"

"I'm sorry sir, but could you repeat yourself, I'm from England you see," says the golfer... read more

Yesterday, right before closing my ice cream shop for the night after a very busy day, a lady came in and ordered some chocolate ice cream.

So I looked grabbed a cone and looked down to scoop out some chocolate ice cream to see that I had none.

"Sorry ma'm, we are currently out of ... read more