The town mayor decided to test how competent their emergency services were.
Each service will be sent into the woods to find a rabbit by the end of the day.
First up are the ambulances. They rush into the woods, scoop up the first thing they see, and rush it to the nearest hospital before presenting the mayor with a massive bill for their time.
Then the fire...
Paddy and Mick are fishing
.. and they're not catching anything. As they're about to give up for the day past them walk two Englishmen with huge baskets of freshly caught fish.
"BEJEYZUS!" Paddy exclaims, "How on Eart did ya catch soo many fish?" The Englishmen explain that it's a life-hack they've been...
Get Your Own Dirt
God was once approached by a scientist who said, “Listen God, we’ve decided we don’t need you anymore. These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.”
God replied, “Don’t need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test...
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Two hungry hobos
Two hobos were walking along the railroad tracks bemoaning how long it had been since either one had eaten. They come across a racoon that had been half squished by a train, and one exclaims "Our luck has changed, we can split it!"
The second hobo demurred, "No thanks, I'm going to wait for a...
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