I got arrested for masturbating in public and declined a public defender.
I don’t think I’ll have a problem getting myself off.
what do a nun and a public defender have in common?
neither one can get you off
I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen accused of burglary.
"All rise", said the Judge, "Please state your name and role for the record"
"Adam James, prosecutor"
"Sarah Connoley, public defender"
"Timmy Larson, I -um- I'm the one who broke into the liquor store"
I met a lovely, helpful person the other day
They were always asking about me, wanting to get to know me better. They seemed genuinely helpful and were there when i needed them most. They dedicated their time to me and didn't even ask for anything in return. I decided to take the plunge and kiss them!
Anyway, i need a new public defende...
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