My girlfriend was told she doesn't take criticism very well

I said that must of been hard to hear

I was telling my friend a joke about sky diving but he gave me constructive criticism on it

It didn’t land very well

How do you express criticism of Israel in America?

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To people who get pissed off about passive-aggressive criticism...

What else do you do poorly?

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Ask the Doc

The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’

To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’

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Just finished reading a book entitled improve your constructive criticism

It was absolute shit

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What's the difference between criticism and constructive criticism?

One pisses you off and the other helps to piss you off

I have finally completed my PhD in Literary Criticism...

And I beg you not to speak of the irony.

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

What do you call a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.

A riposte

The Lorena Bobbitt documentary was very informative and well directed, my only criticism is that it was way too long

They should have cut half of it.

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I had to follow a soft skills course “How to give constructive criticism”.

It was total shit.

What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?

A censor-ship

Why are sound guys so bad at taking criticism?

They hate feedback.

I once met a guy who was convinced that there were no word in the English language with more syllables than vowels.

I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refuses to accept criticism.

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Donald Trump can't take any criticism…

At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself.

My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism.

So I shot her.

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