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To people who get pissed off about passive-aggressive criticism...

What else do you do poorly?

I was telling my friend a joke about sky diving but he gave me constructive criticism on it

It didn’t land very well

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What's the difference between criticism and constructive criticism?

One pisses you off and the other helps to piss you off

I have finally completed my PhD in Literary Criticism...

And I beg you not to speak of the irony.

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Just finished reading a book entitled improve your constructive criticism

It was absolute shit

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

The Lorena Bobbitt documentary was very informative and well directed, my only criticism is that it was way too long

They should have cut half of it.

Time for a good old Soviet era joke

(should be read in a heavy Russian accent, any grammatical errors are here to enhance the joke)

Old granny working for years already in factory who make Samovar. But old granny only is normal worker not member of nomenclatura so never earn enough money to also buy Samovar herself. Old granny ...

What do you call a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.

A riposte

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I had to follow a soft skills course “How to give constructive criticism”.

It was total shit.

What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?

A censor-ship

My buddy tells me he doesn't take criticism too well.

I told him he should really work on that.

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call him maestro... or else

many years ago there was an orchestra in omaha whose conductor was notoriously ill tempered. he would fly off the handle at the smallest mistake, yet he would never offer any constructive criticism. he thought he was the greatest, and demanded to be called maestro. but sometimes, he'd give the wrong...

I once met a guy who was convinced that there were no word in the English language with more syllables than vowels.

I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refuses to accept criticism.

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Donald Trump can't take any criticism…

At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself.

My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism.

So I shot her.

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