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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”
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What are the preferred pronouns for a Witch

He He He
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My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her, She
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My preferred reddit username is like my preferred partner.

Both are already taken.
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My wife said she preferred sex on holiday

...it wasn't the best postcard I have ever received

Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?

He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
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My wife asked what panties i wanted her to wear on our date, i said i preferred

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What is the preferred footwear of pedos?

White Vans
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A hammer’s preferred foreplay…

Fingerbangin’

What is the preferred OS in russia?

Linux, because they are afraid of Windows.
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Yo mamma so fat, her preferred pronoun is

There
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Why is baseball telecaster Karen's preferred job?

She gets to speak with the manager after each game
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Why is apple juice the preferred drink for women?

Because OJ will kill you
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What's the Preferred Luxury Automobile of Sushi Chefs around the world?

Rolls Rice
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My preferred pronoun is "letter"

I was born female, but I identify as mail
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What’s a judge preferred breakfast?

Oathmeal
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What do you call couples that use the rhythm method as their preferred form of birth control?

Parents
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What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish?

Alba-core.
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What is a dyslexic person's preferred alternative energy source?

It's unclear
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What is an Asian Canadian's preferred soup?

Miso Sorry
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I didn't think "Frozen" was very good. I preferred the sequel:

*Thor.*
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A woman who worked at a glory hole was asked if she preferred some members over others. Her response?

All in all it's just another prick in the wall.
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What is the preferred sandwich of the working class? [OC]

A plebian-J.
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What is a pirate's preferred lodging on vacation?

Arr B&B

(not to be confused with their favorite fast food, Arr B's)
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I got a sweater on my birthday

I would have preferred a moaner or screamer.
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What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!
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My preferred method for making liquor involves using my rectum.

It's a little unconventional, butt still.

Which gaming console is preferred by most fruits?

The kiwii.
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I asked about couple of women what bodywash they preferred. 99% replied with:

"get the fuck out of my bathroom, you pervert!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart.
But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth.
6 respected 9, even thoug...
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I created a poll to see if people preferred pillows stuffed with bird feathers or pillows stuffed with synthetic material.

Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.
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What's the preferred method of exchanging money in the Vatican?

Papal
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What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?

Sliding.

jk

Rowling.
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I made a grave mistake asking a customer if he preferred smoking or non-smoking.

Apparently, the correct term is "cremation" and "burial".
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What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.
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