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Preferred Jokes

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”

What are the preferred pronouns for a Witch

He He He

My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her, She

My preferred reddit username is like my preferred partner.

Both are already taken.

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My wife said she preferred sex on holiday

...it wasn't the best postcard I have ever received

Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?

He cleaned out every crook and nanny.

My wife asked what panties i wanted her to wear on our date, i said i preferred

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What is the preferred footwear of pedos?

White Vans

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A hammer’s preferred foreplay…

Fingerbangin’

What is the preferred OS in russia?

Linux, because they are afraid of Windows.

Yo mamma so fat, her preferred pronoun is

There

Why is baseball telecaster Karen's preferred job?

She gets to speak with the manager after each game

Why is apple juice the preferred drink for women?

Because OJ will kill you

What's the Preferred Luxury Automobile of Sushi Chefs around the world?

Rolls Rice

My preferred pronoun is "letter"

I was born female, but I identify as mail

What’s a judge preferred breakfast?

Oathmeal

What do you call couples that use the rhythm method as their preferred form of birth control?

Parents

What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish?

Alba-core.

What is a dyslexic person's preferred alternative energy source?

It's unclear

What is an Asian Canadian's preferred soup?

Miso Sorry

I didn't think "Frozen" was very good. I preferred the sequel:

*Thor.*

A woman who worked at a glory hole was asked if she preferred some members over others. Her response?

All in all it's just another prick in the wall.

What is the preferred sandwich of the working class? [OC]

A plebian-J.

What is a pirate's preferred lodging on vacation?

Arr B&B

(not to be confused with their favorite fast food, Arr B's)

I got a sweater on my birthday

I would have preferred a moaner or screamer.

What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

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My preferred method for making liquor involves using my rectum.

It's a little unconventional, butt still.

Which gaming console is preferred by most fruits?

The kiwii.

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I asked about couple of women what bodywash they preferred. 99% replied with:

"get the fuck out of my bathroom, you pervert!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart.
But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth.
6 respected 9, even thoug...

I created a poll to see if people preferred pillows stuffed with bird feathers or pillows stuffed with synthetic material.

Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.

What's the preferred method of exchanging money in the Vatican?

Papal

What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?

Sliding.

jk

Rowling.

I made a grave mistake asking a customer if he preferred smoking or non-smoking.

Apparently, the correct term is "cremation" and "burial".

What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.

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