I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row.

I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

If I worked at an Indian restaurant I wouldn't ingratiate myself with the boss in order to influence menu choices.

I don't think it's right to curry favour for curry flavour.

Telltale games is closing down.

'No matter what choices were made the outcome was going to be the same' said a spokesman

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When I was 10, a genie gave me two choices: either your dick grows to be massive, or you will have an amazing memory for the rest of your life.

And for the life of me, I can't remember what I chose...

So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

That is the joke. There's no punchline here.

To anyone who works at McDonalds who is feeling bad about their life choices just remember...

You can technically put White House Catering staff on your CV now

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God left Jim with one of two choices. To be homeless and unemployable forever or to always have a bulging boner.

The choice was clear, to be hardly living or living hardly.

Today would've been my mother's 50th birthday... But due to drug use and bad choices

We all forgot about it

In 2016, Obama left Trump and Hillary as the 2 choices for president.

Thanks, Obama.

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When I was born I was given two choices:

The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose.

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