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Prefix Jokes

It’s okay if you have no idea what “prefix” means.

It’s not the end of the word.

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Did you know the prefix Fitz in a name meant "son of"?

So when Patrick had a son, the last name would be Fitzpatrick, and Gerald's son was Fitzgerald, etc.

They had to stop though when Dickinson had a son.

If steak could rap, why would its prefix only be Big or Lil'?

Because medium rare

Some plants have the prefix 'dog'

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog.' For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted one of the students, "Collieflower!"

"Mega-" is a prefix meaning "million"....

...and "micro" is a prefix meaning "millionth".

So, a megaphone would be one trillion microphones.

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My friend tells me English has prefixes, suffixes, and infixes...

I know the first two, but an infix? That is un-fucking-believable.

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Kids of all ages enjoy a good scotch

It's just for a majority of them, the word butter has to be prefixed

Pre means before and Post means after.

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous.

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