I have degrees in psychology,economics and politics.

I don't have a job but at least I know why.

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Simple Economics

SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISMYou hav...

I have a joke about trickle down economics

But 99 percent of you won’t get it.

Two professors of economics were walking down a road when they saw a dead rat.

The older one said - “If you eat this, I’ll pay you ₹10,000”. The younger one makes a quick cost-benefit analysis and finally eats the rat.

The younger professor experiences a bad after-taste and wants the older professor to experience the same. When he sees another dead rat on the road, he ...

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I asked a politician on a date, and later that night if she could help me better understand trickle down economics.

She asked me if I was wealthy, to which I said no, and so she pissed on me

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Billy was the first person in his small town to go to college.

After he’d been there a few weeks, he lost all his money at a fraternity card game. He thought about his options and had an idea.

His father had just written him to ask how things were going. Billy wrote back and said, “Dad, you won’t BELIEVE what they can do at this school! They can teach...

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A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade

“Hey mister, ya want some lemonade?”

The stockbroker is just getting out of his brand new BMW in a nice tailored suit. He was about to walk past when he a double take at the sign that says “Lemonade $50”.


“Your sign is wrong kid. I think you mean fifty cents.”

The little gi...

I’d make a joke about trickle-down economics...

But only 1% of you would get it.

Is it ok if I post a joke about trickle-down economics?

Because you’re probably not going to get it.

Yo momma defies the laws of economics

She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand

What grade did the socialist get from economics?

Top Marx

My wife, who is an economics professor told me she wants a divorce

I'm not surprised, over the years I've felt she lost *interest* on me.

Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are shot during a conference and die...

Up in the sky, they are greeted by Saint Peter who says: ‚You have died. As you are politicians, surely you have sinned. Therefore you must wade through the Swamp of Lies before you can go to Heaven and join Him in eternal happiness.‘

As in her former life, Merkel wants to tackle every challe...

What do Labour supporters and trickle down economics have in common?

They don't work.

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I don't know what trickle down economics is...

But I know when I'm getting pissed on.

I would tell you an economics joke

But there isnt enough demand

Irish Economics!

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town and he stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 no...

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Johnny was in his high Economics class one day

The teacher asked: "Can anyone give an example of a business failure due to careless management?"


Johnny replied: "A Prostitute getting pregnant."

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Explaining economics to children...

A young boy asks his father to explain the economy to him. The father thinks for a while before responding, "Son, think of our household as the economy. I earn the money, so I'm capitalism.

"Your mother deals with the day-to-day running of the house, so we'll call her the government.

"...

Your mother is like my professor’s thoughts on socio-economics.

Every worker gets a share.

Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?"

Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right."

Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"

Soviet Economics

1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

- According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That's great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

Grocery Economics

A man and his economist friend are having lunch.

the man mentions that he's noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. "I always buy a tub of margarine, but I've noticed that, even though it's the same price every time, there's less margarine in the tub. I can't figure out ...

A female student is giving presentation on Adam Smith in her economics class

However, she always refers to him as Smith. The professor asks her to name him after which he's met by a blank stare.

"I'll give you a hint. It's the name of the first man" says the professor.

Blushing, the student replies, "Ummm... Dave?"

Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich?

He wanted jingle down economics to take place

A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university

When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself "whoops, wrong class".

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Economics explains why my penis is so small

The supply is equal to the demand.

Yeah I made this joke up, I know it's shitty but it made me laugh when I thought of it so hopefully it made some of you laugh too

An economics graduate student crosses the road.

An economics graduate student was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." The student picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a beauti...

What we can expect from a Kanye presidency

Kanyesian economics

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

It was hard and wet for her

(Based on a true story)

An economics professor was hard of hearing, so she couldn’t hear her students. She spoke so softly that her students couldn’t hear her either, so they fell asleep during class—except for one class when she said the words “It was hard and wet for her!” loudly and c...

My college professor makes extra money by forcing his students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

Just heard about someone selling their “Gamer-Girl bathwater”...

Guess you could call that trickle down economics.

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One day, a red fruit loop looked at himself in the mirror and said, "I need to become an orange fruit loop."

It was a daunting task. But after working out for two hours a day, with five-gram weights, and getting a degree in economics, *wa-zaam!* he was an orange fruit loop. But he was still hungry.

Again Looking at himself in the mirror, he said, "I need to become a yellow fruit loop." It was a d...

Three graduates are stood in McDonalds.

The economics graduate asks how the business became so successful and made so much money?

The engineering graduate asks how the kitchens were built to maximise production efficiency.

The fine arts graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?".

I got kicked out of the library

They booted me out because I moved all of the books on trickle-down economics to the fiction section

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