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Preference Jokes

The Kinsey Institute once conducted a study on men's preferences for women's physical attributes.

5% of men reported liking long legs. 5% of liked short legs. And the other 90% liked something in between.

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What’s Thanos’s sexual preference?

Bisexual. Because he likes to keep his relationships balanced.

Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?

Overrated.

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I don't care about skin color, race, sexual preference or social status.

I just hate everyone.

My wife says I give preference to one of our two children.

I don't know if she means Vincent or that other kid.

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Some Personal Preference

Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard!"

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How are my political preferences and my dick similar?

They both lean a little to the left.

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