Plated Jokes - 9 Hilarious Plated Jokes

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My patent for a gold-plated plug got rejected

Apparently Apple has cornered the market on expensive toys for assholes.

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News story reminds me of old JFK "golden toilet" joke

Read in the news that thieves had been charged with stealing a $6 million gold toilet and it reminded me of this "classic."

For some reason one of the characters in this joke when it was told to me was JFK. The accent maybe made it more humorous.

JFK is on a talk show telling the story...

one tectonic plated bumped into another...

"Sorry my fault"

The Italian Grandfather

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. ...

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My Gold plated -plug business is being sued by Apple.

Apparently they have a patent for overpriced for arseholes.

What does Fallout 76 and gold plated velcro have in common?

They’re both $70 rip off’s

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A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household utensils...

... One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him.

As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a pristine gold plated lid. The bouncer immediately lets him in.

The mirror rolls his eyes as the toilet pushes through.

Next, a limo pulls up and ...

What do you say to someone when they walk in on you while you’re on your gold-plated toilet?

Welcome to my humble commode.

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I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire

I had a toy business that specialized in gold plated plugs. One day I got a cease and desist letter from Apple. Apparently they hold the patent on overpriced for assholes.

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