Nameplate Jokes

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is ... read more

And no matter how much he washed or scrubbed, he couldn't get rid of it. He tried hundreds of soaps and shampoos but nothing seemed to work. He showered five times a day, kept the AC on 24/7 and avoided garlic and beans like the plague, but alas people still gagged as they walked behind him.

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While making his way through the house to look for valuables, he comes across a parrot inside of a cage.

"Jesus is watching you" The parrot squawks at him.

The thief looks and sees a small nameplate on the cage that reads 'John the Baptist'

"What kind of religious nuts name thei... read more