I saw a news article about how a dwarf got pickpocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

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I read a news article about a woman with 12 boobs

Seems pretty interesting, dozen tit?

Three social media news article writers walk into a bar

You won't believe what happens next.

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(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises?

I bet his pants fit like a glove..


-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.

A scientist named Berade cloned himself 76 times. Because of a mutation, the clones were all much more muscular than the real Berade.

One day one of the clones said to his 75 fellow clones, "I'm tired of that weakling bossing us around! He's treating us like servants just because he created us!"

So the clones all picked up Berade and threw him into a pigpen. When Berade landed, a hornet's nest was dislodged, and the hornets...

Three Nuns

One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into them head on killing them instantly. They were coming to the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said "Closed for Remodeling".
One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. H...

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I heard he got caught but got off easy

I just read a news article with the headline "Woman beats off rapist!" and I thought... "Well... that seems like a reasonable compromise..."

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A Purple and a Grey walk into a bar...

The bartender says "what'll it be, boys?"
The grey is indecisive and thinks long and hard about his decision.
A little annoyed, the bartender turns to the purple.
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But he was already passed out on the bathroom floor.
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I think Google is drunk or something…

It keeps giving me news articles when I search for "Asian forced by three guys."

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