My wife told me to stop quoting Backstreet Boys in normal conversations

"Tell me why", I replied

My friends asked me to stop quoting Oasis every time we have a conversation

"I said maybe"

My wife said she’d leave me if I kept quoting Shrek and I didn’t believe her

But then I saw her face

Girlfriend left me for quoting Linkin Park too much.

I’m not even worried. Because in the end, it doesn’t even matter

My girlfriend is angry with me for incorrectly quoting the Princess Bride


My girlfriend kept telling me she was going to break up with me if I didn't stop quoting the song I'm a Believer by The Monkees, but I thought she was just kidding...

Then I saw her face.

Quoting old vines counts as a personality, right?

I sure hope it does

My wingman won't stop quoting from Reboot whenever we go to the bars.

He approaches a group of ladies before me and tells them: "Warning incoming game"

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My therapist said I need to stop quoting shows so much, not sure why, but

That’s what she said

My girlfriend told me she is sick of me quoting movies all the time

I said quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn

My girlfriend told me that she'll kick me out if I don't stop quoting Lynyrd Skynyrd.

I asked her "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"

My wife said to me if I don't stop quoting Star Wars she's going to leave me

I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

My girlfriend says I need to stop quoting Run D.M.C. ...

But it's like that, and that's the way it is.

Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted...

...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too

I used to be addicted to quoting Taylor Swift

But I think I'm finally clean.

Girl: im breaking up with u.

guy: why?
girl: because u keep quoting Chicago lyrics.
guy: but, if u leave me now, u take away the biggest part of me 😭

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Watching "13 Going On 30." I'm at the part where Jennifer Garner is hosting a sleepover for the neighbor girl and her friends. She's quoting "Love is a Battlefield" and it's got me thinking

since when do I watch the E channel and where is that fucking remote.

My wife asked if I will ever stop quoting Gangsta's Paradise

The way things are going I don't know

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