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Life cycle of the male sex drive

Age 16-32 : Tri-weekly

Ages 32-55: Try-weekly

Over 55: Try-weakly

Bill and his friends were out for their weekly golf match.

A funeral procession goes by and Bill stops I the middle of his swing, takes off his hat, and bows his head until they have moved on.

"That was pretty moving how you showed respect there Bill", one his buddies says.

"Well. We were married for 25 years!" replied Bill.

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Now for the Top 10 weekly flavors of ice cream...

Number 10: Head Cheese

Number 9: Fishstick Frenzy

Number 8: Crisco Biscuits

Number 7: Salmon'nilla

Number 6: Tears of a Clown

Number 5: Horseradish Brownie

Number 4: Pervert Sherbet

Number 3: First of the Month

Number 2: Sexual Chocolate

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Sex through the ages.

20s-30s: tri-weekly

30s-40s: try weekly

40s-50s: try weakly

Satan is doing his weekly Hell inspection when he finds a man on fire in a sun chair with a piña colada. He asks him “aren’t you hot?”

No, I’m from Phoenix. It’s rather chilly in here.

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My friend went to his premature ejaculators support group weekly meeting today

He later found out it was tomorrow

There are three types of men...

1. Tri-weekly
2. Try weekly
3. Try weakly

Those of you who are here for /r/Jokes weekly yodeling lesson...

...please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue!

I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself on how to be even more vicious.

I’ve no idea what kind of fees she’s charging him.

I think my wife has weekly sessions with the devil on how to be more evil.

I don't know what she charges him for it though.

Edit: Considering the attention, I should attribute this to the great Emo Phillips:

"People come up to me concerned... I'll reproduce"

"People come up to me and ask, Emo, do people really come up to you?"

"I len...

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