There was a couple celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary by having a round of golf together as was their weekly custom since they had met.

The husband was set to tee off as his wife was waiting for her turn in the cart.

"You know honey?" the husband said. "I have a confessions to make. Years ago, after we were first married, i had an affair. It did not last long but i never told you and i wanted to tell you now."

His wif...

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I’ve decided to start a weekly support group for people who struggle with having orgasms.

Don’t worry if you can’t come.

A priest is making his weekly rounds, visiting the parishioners of his church...

He stops by a friendly old woman’s house, a faithful member of his congregation. She invites him in for a cup of tea, and as he sits down with the tea he notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. After a few minutes of conversation the priest takes a small handful and starts munching on the pea...

I've religiously disinfected the groceries in my weekly supermarket delivery

Except for the items I take over to my mother-in-law

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What has 60 balls and fucks billions of people weekly?

The lottery.

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There are three stages of sex after marriage:

1. Tri-weekly.
2. Try weekly.
3. Try weakly.

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Your sex life really doesn't change as you get older.

When you're in your 20s, it's tri-weekly.

When you're in your 40s, it's try weekly.

When you're in your 60s, it's try weakly.

Two women met in a cafe for their weekly chitchat

"My husband brought me 20 roses yesterday for our anniversay. Bet now he expects that I spread my legs for 2 weeks"

"Why that? Don't you have a vase?"

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