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Did you hear about the book of poetry that the Black Eyed Peas are publishing?
It's written in Will.I.Ambic Pentameter
So a horse is in a farm...
A horse is in a farm when one day he finds a website that claims it can teach any farm animal music.
"That's amazing," thinks the horse "I've always wanted to learn to sing."
He signs up for the website, and within a few weeks he is an incredible singer.
Impressed, he tells his ...
Did you hear Bill Cosby’s publishing a memoir?
It’s titled “the Coma Sutra.”
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.
According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, overwhelme...
A disabled bald eagle gets canceled
I recently signed a publishing deal on my inspirational children’s book about Ebert the one winging eagle who overcomes his disability and learns to fly. It is quite the heartwarming tale but I had to call it off due to all the backlash. People were outraged that he was literally a right wing extrem...
10 most funniest jokes ever.
So far have we gone, stressing up ourselves today. Let me remind you something, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. What this popular saying meant is that we shouldn't spend all our time on work. At least, making out 20 percent of your total time should be enough fun.
Today, I have m...
A man had an adult daughter who he loved dearly but rarely met. He decided to send her a letter, and in it was hundreds of pieces of advice to help her succeed in life.
The advice ranged from career to cooking to basic mechanics; it was like a manual for life, and it took him a good while to rewrite, condense, and perfect.
When he went to the post office to send the letter, he met the mail deliverer Kurt. Kurt said he would deliver the letter.
A journalist sets itself to find the saddest story in his region...
So he plans to go to the most remote area where civilization is still getting there slowly. One of the locals says that he can take him to Babka, the eldest person in the village, he agrees and goes to Babka's house. When he gets there, he greets Babka and tells him that he is a journalist looking f...
"I'm NOT a window cleaner!"
(Inspired by IT crowd)
One gloomy day in London a man by the name of Roy walks in a park, taking a short break from his job in an IT department. Suprisingly, he runs into an old school friend named Alister during his walk, and they catch up. Alister is a local writer for a very famous publish...
The 90s must have sucked for Wild Cards fans
From 1995 to 2002 George R. R. Martin was busy publishing another series and no new Wild Cards books were released. I can't imagine being in that situation, waiting years and years for the next book in a series by GRRM that I've come to love.
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What is a fancy way to tell people you're shitting in the woods?
Just tell them you are publishing in Nature.