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What state has the lead in the United States?

Pencilvania.

They've announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.

It's Christian Braille

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Pete Buttigieg has a surprise lead in the New Hampshire polls

Everyone thought he'd come in number two.

With the election coming up Tuesday, Exit polls show Donald Trump having a 300 point lead in one state...

Dementia.

I've been using up the ink in all the pens and all the lead in our pencils.

Makes my daughter's Christmas wish list much shorter.

Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals..

..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776

I've been looking for the Fountain of Youth, but it's been unsuccessful.

I haven't come across a solid lead in my 547 years of searching.

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