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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer will shock you...

I keep reading nothing but black hole articles...

They just keep pulling me in!

Why are Wikipedia articles so tasty?

Because of all the sources

What type of online articles do bees read?

BuzzFeed

Be careful today when searching "Giant Black Hole Pics"

All I keep getting are scientific articles.

I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet

Number 7 will shock you

Clickbait articles are a thing of the past

Except for this one.

My friends keep sending me articles that Bill Withers died... I keep telling them

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know



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Barry's job was to write articles for a massive online news site run by the mafia...

He absolutely hated his job, but he had to stay because they would kill his family if he left. He had to write articles about the mafia’s crimes, and because the company had all the lawmakers bribed, they were untouchable even though they openly admitted to their crimes.





The ...

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

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Why do articles by the Washington Post always elicit shock and surprise?

Well, they wanted to be called “Town Gasp: No Shit!” Until management rearranged the spelling to be less offensive.

Alan Dershowitz privately counselled Senate Republicans on how to handle the articles of impeachment for Donald Trump

He said “If you’re not Mitt, you must acquit.”

Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage

I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement.

What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common?

No one actually reads the articles.

Was cleaning out our attic today when I found a dusty old Rolling Stone Magazine. One of the articles was about the late great singer Sam Cooke and had a photo of his report card from school.

History ~ Incomplete

Biology ~ Incomplete

Science ~ Incomplete

French ~ Incomplete

The owner of a seafood restaurant sends one of his sons undercover to his rival's restaurant.

The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival's famous clam chowder.
The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn't turn out the same. The owner sends him back.
The second day, the...

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