Got some odd news in my dyslexia association newsletter today... [NSFW]
Turns out everybodies cocks go black this weekend.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?
A pun contest...
A man's newsletter tells him about a pun contest they are holding. The person who submits the best pun will win $10000. The man thinks, *I could really use that money!* So he decides he will submit some puns. In the hopes of winning the $10000, he submits 10 puns in one letter. He hoped and pr...