I read in the school newsletter today that there were kids in the school toilet block pissing up the wall to see how high they could reach
Anyway, apparently the school principal heard about this and was fuming, so he stormed over to the toilets and hit the roof!
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Got some odd news in my dyslexia association newsletter today... [NSFW]
Turns out everybodies cocks go black this weekend.
I signed up for the newsletter at my local ham market.
But all they sent was a bunch of spam.
What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?
A pun contest...
A man's newsletter tells him about a pun contest they are holding. The person who submits the best pun will win $10000. The man thinks, *I could really use that money!* So he decides he will submit some puns. In the hopes of winning the $10000, he submits 10 puns in one letter. He hoped and pr...