After entering what appeared to be a whole new world I witnessed incredible things - a man-beast union composed of a human top and goat bottom, a queen who wore a gown made of icicles, a huge furry lion who ruled over it all.
Eventually though I decided to go home. I came out of the closet and told my parents of the adventures I'd had. They're very closed minded though - they said it was perverted and sent me to conversion therapy.
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The Logical Redneck
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first redneck asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me giv...
Columbus discovered the new world..
..much like a meteorite discovered the Dinosaurs
God and his 2 omnipotent friends are deciding how they should make their new world,
When trying to decide what to add to their world God's first friend says "We need to create a large strong animal that can pull around our people's machinery and that they can ride long distances to save their legs"
"Don't worry" said God "I have just the thing from the last world I made, the...
Did you know the Illuminati once bought pizza for every single person on the planet?
And if the rumours are true, they’re gonna do it again, it’s gonna be a new world order.
A world wide law for sailors
A new world wide law is issued for all the sailors in the world: they need to go and get all the children they conceived outside their marriage.
Stan, a sailor from San Francisco, came out to his wife and told her that besides the three children they had together, he has three more around the...
An Idaho man walked 3.4 miles while balancing a guitar on his chin
setting a new World Record for carrying a tune.
Yo Mamma so ugly...
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.