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Americas Jokes

Americas curve is flattening alright.

Just vertically instead of horizontally.

Americas covid numbers are only because the population is so dense

There are also a lot of people in certain locations

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Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America

So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."

An Englishman goes on a hunting tour of the Americas. He first stops in Canada, where he shoots a large male grizzly bear

In order to ease the transportion of his trophy, the Englishman cuts the bear into pieces, seperating the legs, the arms and head from the torso. He then continues his tour southward crossing the border into the USA.

At the border a customs agent checks his belongings. "Sir," says the agent "...

400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America

Sounds like Australia got the better deal

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