Bermuda Jokes - 19 Hilarious Bermuda Jokes

The Bermuda Triangle is a great vacationing spot

most people that go there, never come back.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle?

The bermuda triangle has three points.

What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges?

The Bermuda wreck tangle

Was happily watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra

When the guy on the triangle disappeared

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion...

...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

What kills people who sail through the Bermuda Triangle?

Heat exhaustion - it's 180 degrees inside of a triangle.

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

What do bedrooms and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

Things mysteriously vanish there.

How to create your very own Bermuda triangle?

1. Surround yourself with relatives.
2. Submerge in their expectations. Watch all your hopes and dreams disappear!

PS:- Extra effective if you are Asian, especially Indian!

Edit : True Story.. I am an Indian and I approve this >\_<

I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra...

Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

A Slice of Pie in Jamaica Will Cost $3.00. Same Slice in Bermuda, $3.50. The Bahamas, It Will Cost $3.75.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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A young man traveled the world in search of buried treasure. After five years with no luck, he received a prophecy from an enchantress which told of a vast hoard of golden loot squirreled away in Bermuda by a famous privateer crew.

Sure enough, after sailing for another year, he came to the place the enchantress had spoken of and found a trove of coins and medallions, enough to make him wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

He brought all of it on board his ship and through storms and turmoil returned home with his prize....

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A Pirate walks into a bar

(The funniest joke my friend told me, hope it hasn't been posted here before)

A Pirate enters a bar and goes to the bartender to ask for a drink.

The bartender eyes the pirate and asks him how he ended up looking like that.

"Ah you must mean the peg-leg, me lad. 'Tis a fine tale...

Chicken pie in the Bahamas...

A chicken pie in the Bahamas costs $7, while a shepherd's pie, in Jamaica, costs $8. But a mushroom pie in Bermuda only costs $3.

That's right.

Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

The Fearsome Pirate

The most fearsome pirate captain on the seven seas is sailing through the Bermuda Triangle when suddenly his first mate comes up next to him and says "Sir, one of the King's ships has been sighted over the horizon. They're armed and we should be ready for battle."

The captain turns around and...

A couple of guys were chatting over a beer.

"Hey Larry, going away on vacation again?"

“Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas for me and my wife?"

“Sure, I remember.”

"I need to ask for something a little different this year.”

“Go ahead... ask me.”

"Well, you know how las...

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