Bermuda Jokes - 24 Hilarious Bermuda Jokes

The Bermuda Triangle is a great vacationing spot

most people that go there, never come back.

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What's common between a Blonde and Bermuda Triangle

They both swallowed a lot of Semen

What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle?

The bermuda triangle has three points.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges?

The Bermuda wreck tangle

What kills people who sail through the Bermuda Triangle?

Heat exhaustion - it's 180 degrees inside of a triangle.

Was happily watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra

When the guy on the triangle disappeared

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion...

...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

What do bedrooms and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

Things mysteriously vanish there.

How to create your very own Bermuda triangle?

1. Surround yourself with relatives.
2. Submerge in their expectations. Watch all your hopes and dreams disappear!

PS:- Extra effective if you are Asian, especially Indian!

Edit : True Story.. I am an Indian and I approve this >\_<

I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra...

Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

What do Bermuda triangele and blondes have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of Seamen.

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen.

Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

A Slice of Pie in Jamaica Will Cost $3.00. Same Slice in Bermuda, $3.50. The Bahamas, It Will Cost $3.75.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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A Pirate walks into a bar

(The funniest joke my friend told me, hope it hasn't been posted here before)

A Pirate enters a bar and goes to the bartender to ask for a drink.

The bartender eyes the pirate and asks him how he ended up looking like that.

"Ah you must mean the peg-leg, me lad. 'Tis a fine tale...

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A young man traveled the world in search of buried treasure. After five years with no luck, he received a prophecy from an enchantress which told of a vast hoard of golden loot squirreled away in Bermuda by a famous privateer crew.

Sure enough, after sailing for another year, he came to the place the enchantress had spoken of and found a trove of coins and medallions, enough to make him wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

He brought all of it on board his ship and through storms and turmoil returned home with his prize....

Chicken pie in the Bahamas...

A chicken pie in the Bahamas costs $7, while a shepherd's pie, in Jamaica, costs $8. But a mushroom pie in Bermuda only costs $3.

That's right.

Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

The Fearsome Pirate

The most fearsome pirate captain on the seven seas is sailing through the Bermuda Triangle when suddenly his first mate comes up next to him and says "Sir, one of the King's ships has been sighted over the horizon. They're armed and we should be ready for battle."

The captain turns around and...

A couple of guys were chatting over a beer.

"Hey Larry, going away on vacation again?"

“Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas for me and my wife?"

“Sure, I remember.”

"I need to ask for something a little different this year.”

“Go ahead... ask me.”

"Well, you know how las...

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The young sailor

A young sailor prepares for his first deployment as sea. As this is his first deployment the captain calls him into his quarters to ask the man if he is ready for a life at sea, surrounded by seamen, and away from women. The sailor thinks for awhile and replies "Well Captain, I'd be a lying scally...

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Blonde jokes

1. Why don't blondes like to make kool aid? They can't fit 8 quarters of water in that little package

2. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

3. How does a blonde turn on a light after sex? She opens the car door

4. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitch...

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