Fill'r Up

Me: I'll take $50 on pump one.

Bartender: Get your mouth off the tap.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three guys go out to play golf

Just as they are teeing off, a lone player asks if he could join and make the group a four-some. After a couple of holes one of the golfers asks the mysterious man "so what you do for a living?" to which the loner replies "Me? I'm a hitman."

At first the other men were skeptical, but then the...

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My favorite talking dog joke

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender tells him to get out, since the bar doesn't allow dogs. The man says "But this dog is special! He can talk, and he's yours for 500 dollars." The bartender is skeptical, so the man says "Fido, speak." Fido begins yammering his mouth off, saying to the ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.