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two women are chatting in the office....

Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"

Woman 2: "Yes."

Woman 1: "Was it good?"

Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled o...

Stutterers

A girl is at a bar, and there are three guys next to her jabbering and carrying on and really getting on her nerves.

The worst part was, they all had stutters.

So she says to them, "Listen, I can't stand listening to you guys any more. I'll tell you what. Tell me where you're from. If ...

There was a man in Spain named Juan

He talked all day and night about anything he thought of and it drove everyone around him mad. One day he met this woman, fell in love, and got married but it was not a happy marriage. One day when he was driving he was just blurting out anything he could think of his wife couldn’t take it anymore a...

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