A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic, patronising smirk and asked: "What's your hurry?"
She Replied; "I'm Late For Work!"
"Oh Yeah?", Said The Cop, "What Do You Do?"
"I'm A Rectum Stretcher," She Responded The Cop Stammered, "A-What...?"
"A Rectum Stretcher!"
"And Just What Does A Rectum Stretcher Do?"
"Well," She Said, "I Start By Inserting One Fi...
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A man was late for work...
A man was running late for work and was speeding 50 over the speed limit. As he passed an over pass, a cop was lying in wait behind a billboard. The cop turns on his lights and pulls the man over.
O: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
M: "Yessir, but I running late for work." ...