Mitch McConnell goes to the doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checks his heart. Then he checks his breathing, his eyes and ears. He does the works. After finishing checking him up and just before sending him out the door McConnell asks.
McConnell: “Hey doc I’d like to donate my body to...
A middle-aged man and woman are getting ready to go out for the evening...
The man is naked, standing in front of his bedroom mirror.
“Honey, I can’t believe I’m turning 50 in just a few months. Look at how old I’ve gotten! My belly is sticking out, I have wrinkles and liver spots all over, and I’m losing my hair. I feel so bad about myself”
Then he turns to ...
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2 brothers are lost in the woods
Without a map or any food they wander the woods in hopes of finding something! After a few hours they spot a small hut, with smoke coming from a chimney. Ecstatic, they run right to the door and begin pounding. An old overweight woman answers the door. "My what striking young men you are...
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